What a great day to be a pot head. Weed is almost legal and is on the way, meanwhile I feel like I could just talk about pot for hours on end so lets hear it y'all... I wanna laugh my fucking ass off who has the best weed joke/pun/funny story to share? I'm gonna start us off, but please feel free to be imaginative and share anything funny Q: How do you know you are a true stoner? A: When your bong gets washed more than your dishes! Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?" Q: What do you call a pothead with two spliffs? A: Double jointed. Q: Did you hear about the kid that overdosed on weed? A: Niether did I. Q: What do you call a stoners wife? A: Mississippi Q: What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed? A: Han So-high Q: What do get when you soak a spliff in Vodka? A: The Holy Spirit!