I grind up some purp and I load up the bowl, Put the pipe to my mouth and I cover the hole. I reach for the lighter, man I cannot wait, To spark up this bud, 'cause it's smelling real great. I flick on the flint, and and a flame does arise, My mom will say "Ben, what is wrong with your eyes?" I listen real close as a hit I do take, I love that quaint crackling sound that it makes. A small wisp of smoke rises up through the ash, I breathe it in slow, and I blow it out fast. God damn I feel great, I sure do love this pot, So I smoke and I smoke and I smoke and don't stop. It isn't too long 'fore I feel the effects, I got nachos, and pizza, and soda on deck. I turn on the TV and check out HBO, Curb's comin' up next, it's my favorite show. I laugh really hard at my boy Larry D and i'm proud of the fact that he's Jewish like me It's 3 in the mornin, my high's wearin off so I go to my room and I take off my socks I go to the bathroom to wash and to brush and say a little prayer to thank god for this drug
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i found this one pretty funny poetry is always pretty fun to write, i do it when i talk to people sometimes just to fuck with em
haha thanks for the comments. and ya it is pretty dr. seusish. im a rapper so whenever i write poetry it flows like the way seuss would have written it i guess Peace!
a jewish rapper? hilarious! but not as funny as that poem man. good work. when you rap, do you wear a yamika (sp) and long curly sideburns? haha