like i said before.. smoking it would save the embarassment(sp?) and you spelled "or" as "of" in the thread title
HOLY SHIT. I asked my friend this exact question yesterday thats so weird. I said smoking to save embarrasment but then my friend said our parents most likely assume we wack off anyway. So i say jack off.
most likely assume... they can assume anything but big difference between assumptions and actually seeing your son with his wanker in his hand doing the knuckle shuffle... be more embarassing if your mom busted in right when you climaxed....
I can't think of anything that feels better than to be stoned out your mind eating a whole lasagna, watching a good movie and jacking off. Orgasms while high is like the fucking best ever.
LMFAO..Knuckle Shuffle...HAHAHAHAHA... Butter...you're one major asshole...cuz that brought to mind the "Truffle Shuffle" that fat fuck in Goonies does....I don't think any parent would wanna see that fat fuck rubbing one out. I smoke and no one cares (guess thats a perk of being an adult? lol) so I'd have to say the only thing that would have any point would be getting caught spanking it. I knew how to rub one out before I could walk..now thats dedication to personal enjoyment.
Shit... It'd be less embarassing to get caught smoking (which is why I voted for), but I'd probably rather get caught rubbin one off. If I got caught blazing, that would probably mean me getting thrown out. Sucks, huh?
It would be less embarassing to get caught smoking, but I would never see the light of day again..So I definitely choose jerkin, I mean, all guys do it anyway, so it's pretty normal and someone can't really be mad at you for it...
well, its easier to chuck you pip under a pillow lol. Trust me, i know! i had that happen TOO many times!! Edit, the smokine one lol
i'd rather be caught chiefing, except if it were cops, then it'd be jerking hahaah "what are you looking at, pig?"
lol...look up at them and say with a straight face "gee they said they were sending a slightly overweight guy in a cop outfit...are you guys freebies?"
[quote name='stoned_soldier) "what are you looking at, pig?"[/QUOTE'] Get that apple in your mouth.....
Haha, but on the real. It's probably a lesser fine to be caught smoking then it is having your dick out and pleasuring yourself in public (I'm assuming its public, the cops are around). Pee Wee Herman got busted wacking it in public and he got alot more notoriety than any celebrity has for smoking trees. I'd go with the weed. Been caught smoking a bunch, it's not too big of a deal anymore. I wouldn't be able to look whoever caught me wacking off in the eyes ever again.