Weed makes me really horny...

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by swampfever, Oct 31, 2011.

  1. #1 swampfever, Oct 31, 2011
    but often too lazy to do anything about it.
    :hide:
     
  2. #2 Eyes:Closed, Oct 31, 2011
    ...porn?
     
  3. #3 RedMagic, Oct 31, 2011

    This. You seriously don't even have to stand up if you're toking at your computer. :hello:
     
  4. #4 JBright, Oct 31, 2011
    Lol.

    1. Myfreecams
    2. Grab your penordelacore
    3. And do an up and down motion with your already grasped penor.
     
  5. #5 TinTizzy, Oct 31, 2011
    because I got high, because I got high
     
  6. #6 Pixhul420, Oct 31, 2011
    Im in that boat now.... Damn this sucks
     
  7. #7 shaddytheman, Oct 31, 2011
    Yeah Weed has the three effects: Hungry, Happy and Sleepy. P.S. Happy also means Horny Katt Williams just forgot to imply it but yeah it gets me pretty horny that I end up jerkin it 2 times but I'll wait for the stoned sex since I heard it's pretty awesome.
     
  8. #8 detailed one, Oct 31, 2011
    I been pussyless for awhile now too...

    Emailed a few sluts to no avail....Fucking bullshit.
     
  9. #9 Eyes:Closed, Oct 31, 2011

    what if op is female?
     
  10. #10 kayleethelady, Oct 31, 2011
    Me too.
    ):
     
  11. #11 Windexism, Oct 31, 2011
    fly to california ? :D
     
  12. #12 JBright, Oct 31, 2011

    I got your back jack. Now open that crack.

    and stick that banana in there and do the same step as number 3. but instead of step 2 you implement the banana into your butt hole.
     
  13. #13 JBright, Oct 31, 2011

    Your boyfriend knows what to say to a lady.

    boy - "damn girl, your the only girl ive been with."
    girl - " aww how sweet lets fuck"
    boy - "I love it that you crave sex after smoking up"
    *cut to camera 2* Zooms in on the guys face
    boy - *winks at the camera* (Says in his head: I got the master plan to get my wang changged.)
     
  14. #14 giraffe, Oct 31, 2011
    [quote name='"JBright"']

    Your boyfriend knows what to say to a lady.

    boy - "damn girl, your the only girl ive been with."
    girl - " aww how sweet lets fuck"
    boy - "I love it that you crave sex after smoking up"
    *cut to camera 2* Zooms in on the guys face
    boy - *winks at the camera* (Says in his head: I got the master plan to get my wang changged.)[/quote]

    Lol that's what I was thinking too lolol
     

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