1. MMJ Improves circulation -- Look at all the blood flowing in my eyes. 2. MMJ improves your night vision -- Look how dilated my eyes are. 3. MMJ improves your diet -- Even Brussel Sprouts look good when you're medicated. 4. MMJ makes you more independent -- Don't call the cops, I'll take care of that thief myself. 5. MMJ improves you're concentration -- I am like in-beaded in this discovery show. I'm shore there are more to be thought of....