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Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by zeauz, Jul 8, 2011.

  1. #1 zeauz, Jul 8, 2011
    so this is a pretty epic thing i thought about just about 5 min ago i was walking to my bedroom after watching a movie in the living room and i got to my room and had my pipe and lighter in my pocket and i was walking to my nightstand to put it away and i reached in my pocket grabed the pipe and not the lighter i pulled my hand out but the lighter manged to work its way out too and i was like great now i got to bend over but i dident hear it hit the floor and it was hanging from a small thread from my shorts i dont even know how but it was great because i dident have to bend over my back hurts from all my yard work haha the weed god knew and made the lighter catch the string somehow?!?!?!

    /high
     
  2. #2 fadeddd, Jul 8, 2011
    Maybe the most epic run-on sentence I've seen since I was a first grader.
     
  3. #3 Kiefsweat, Jul 8, 2011
    remids me of this one time, i accidently coughed from a huge hit and
    the weed that flew away, landed in another pipe bowl hahahaha

    smoked for suuree
     
  4. #4 ICGreen, Jul 8, 2011
    :confused:

    Well, why not, it's likely that some Gods have been created for lessor reasons. :p :smoke:
     
  5. #5 -ir-mokalotapot, Jul 8, 2011
    #weedgodswaggg
     
  6. #6 zeauz, Jul 8, 2011

    lmao i am so dead atm im about to go crawl in my bed and die and its only 5:55
     
  7. #7 Dave5766, Jul 8, 2011
    I love when people are high and tell stories like this, thanks. :)
     
  8. #8 zeauz, Jul 8, 2011

    hahah same here i encourage people to tell all storys even if you dont think they are good they can be lol worthy
     

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