My best friend and I attended this wedding and were smoking a few hash joints on the way. This stuff was magnificent really. But the funny sitcom part was when we were trying to find the hotel so we asked this cop for directions ( I know ) and he said he was going there too. Now at that moment in time , we were fucked up. He says he's going there and would like to tag along. The car didn't smell of it and neither did we look high cause well we already used visine on the way. But it was so fucking awkward , not a word was uttered by the two of us. He just gave directions. Nothing obviously happened but shit was hilarious we were bugging out after that. On the way back we ran into a hobo who was missing a tongue trying to explain a story while a cop randomly stood around us. All in all it was a good day though.
At least that pig was good for something, I asked an nyc cop which direction would bring me near to the Lincoln tunnel (6am, just left the club and wasnt sure where the hell I was) and the motherfucker had no clue. What was the tongue less hobo telling yAll?
haha. interesting. although i bet it was a little awkward, i still would have talked to him a little bit. he probably felt awkward as well. or at least have talked to my mate in the car
[quote name='"CaressaRosee"']Should've turned on sublime and talked about the universe man[/quote] And smoke another doobie and go to Mars man.
The hobo barely made sense, all I could make out was a tower and bricks. I can't really trust me memory anyways lol.
Yea lots of cops here take your shit and smoke it themselves . Besides I never carry more than what I and whoever else are gonna smoke.
Dude...how the fuck could u have understood ANYTHING a fucking TONGUELESS hobo was saying?! Theres a reason the mafia cuts out people's tongues....they can't say SHIT after that lmao
^ Lmfao , dude I honestly can't tell he probably had a half a tongue or just really sucked at talking that's all I can remember.