I'm getting far too little sex these days, both ON and OFF the internet. I need more horny juice pumping. How to do it? How to promote more sex, both in real life, and in GC life? -- Before I learned how to register in an internet forum, internet was strictly for searching. Searching for porn, of course. The term 'internet' was synonymous with 'Great Porn' in the old days... so I was getting horny a LOT while being on the internet. But ever since I've learned the more proper use of the internet, I have not been getting horny on the internet for... many many months... Before, just the thought of 'internet' could get me a boner... The private hours that seems to fly by while you hungrily hunted for those precious pictures... with a box of tissue on the side... -- And sex in real life has become too rare... to even last more than 10 minutes... When you've not had sex for a month, with very little jackoffs in between, it is very normal to bust real quick after a few rubs off the wet vagina skin... Just a few in and outs, and I'm ready to go... After a soft ejaculation, which my wife couldn't have felt coz it was too weak, I notified my wife. "I'm out of battery..." And she laughed and gave me a kiss. She said, "Don't worry about it..." And she couldn't stop laughing. Damn... -- I think what I need is to keep an active sexual life. I need to improve my sexual relationship with my right hand, and beat the meat more often, and more regularly, in order to last longer when I'm called into service. And in order to have the urge to grab my dick and beat it till it leaks, I need more 'jack off materials' to get me in the mood... Internet used to be my source, but... like I said, ever since I've been 'civilized', I stopped getting horny on the net... -- What the fuck am I saying? This is complete bullshit....
I'm not going to lie, your posts confirm some of the reservations and fears I have about marriage. Feels bad man.
Ultimate Surrender... that is hot... I got a boner right now from watching clips from Ultimate Surrender.
haha i told u i think (and hopefully every other man thats not homo) that its the best sport EVER invented
I think so too man... A question. Is there a male version of Ulitmate Surrender? That was gay, wasn't it?
Umm.. @ OP, if you want more sex make more love, personally, i dont ever want to have sex again. but that's just me, don't worry about porn, don't try to fuck girls, just live and love and things will turn out. (notice i didn't say good, how you want them to, well, sweet, groovy, or anything else positive, b/c no matter what, it will be, what it is is, well, up to you, or the forces that control you. ) Good luck hope ya get what ya want man.
If I talk to my real life friends, they will quickly suggest that I go get laid, and they will suggest their favorite fuckshop. I kind of understand how that could work... But of course, I have a standard, unlike most other men... so... I can't just do that.... But yeah... I sort of understand how that could work.
Try masturbating outside? I don't mean in front of people, actually that's not a bad idea either, but there's something awesome about jerking it in front of a river.
I know exactly what you mean. -- The area around here is pretty low population... lots of country roads... with no car.. no people. Sometimes I would drive around slowly, jacking off... and when I find a nice spot, I get down from the car, and walk about 5-10 meters off the road, into the bush... I know I'm well covered by the branches and leaves, but still... the excitement and the thrill... I would bust in less than half a minute, shoot it into the trees, and get back in the car, as if I had just taken a leak in the wood. No big deal.
lol. thanks i guess.. your real life friends are probably still in the rat race just like the rest of us sadly, maybe they tell you what makes them feel better thinking it's best for you, fortunatly(sp?) everyone is different. what works for one brain may/may not work for another, but who knows? not me : D good luck
GGrass, are you always high when you're on here? Because I believe you are my (forum) soulmate. You make me giggle and skirm and make little girl shrieks. Anyways, beat that meat more.
Glad you're enjoying things I say... I'm usually high... but that depends on the amount of weed I have in the store... These days I have plenty so I'm smoking more often... but when my supply runs out, then I'll be on a diet... -- I'll bet my wife will try to fuck me tonight. She's finally off her period... I need two things. -- A. A thought to increase my horny juice. B. And a counter thought to decrease the horny juice. -- Once the sex starts, I need to think on thought A, to get my dick up, and when it's working, I need to juggle between thought A and thought B, to steady my dick. And when I feel like I'm about to blow, I need an exit thought... a thought that will dramatically reduce the horny flow, while not completely killing it. Tough tough...
Seems like me. If I just re-upped then i'll be smoking every hour, but when I get to those last 2g's i'm smoking daily. I'm watching amazing eats. Is it strange to be attracted to food? Even to the point where you crave it more than sex?