We are all just a computer simulation

Wow that is too many words for my high brain right now.

But if this really is a simulation then I am a way better actor than Keanu.

 

If this is a computer simulation, how the fuck to I download Angelina Jolie?

 

I think you need to upload your hardware into her first..
If you get an 'operation denied' error message just click 'Continue anyway'

 

does that mean smoking weed is comouter stimulation?... ..

 

I was having some thoughts before I went to bed the other night... My computer kept making loading noises... Whenever I made note of this my thoughts stopped... as did my computer... I turn off my computer every night before bed now... It kind of scared me. No phone no computer no electronics while I'm asleep. AHHHHHHH

 

I'd always entertained this thought as a kid.

That when you die, suddenly you pull your head out of a VR helmet, and you're a different person playing the "live an entire human life in 10 seconds" arcade game. Like the sims in the future.

And of course its an MMORPG, so every other person you meet is another player.

Now if I could only figure out the damn cheat codes...

 

Hey just ask those Jersey Shore folks, they're obviously onto something

 

Oh, I thought those were all the people who skipped the tutorial and just jumped right into the game.