ways to fall asleep without weed or sleeping pills?

smoke some weed and then take some sleeping pills

 

Masterbation will be your best bet

 

true shit

 

i usually drink tea

 

Exercise a bunch during the day and then whack it before you go to bed. Foolproof.

 

Try meditation during the day or a few hours before your usual bed time, jerk off, read in bed and pass out.

 

Catnip Tea

 

i suggest liquor.... apply generously

 

close your eyes..

 

All jokes aside, getting an orgasm can make you tired. But also what works for me is to just thinking to myself without stressful thoughts. Just laying in bed thinking. Hope that helps.

 

Try Chamomile tea. This + masturbation = Sleepy Wutangy

 

melatonin my friend.

It has helped me and they aren't really 'sleeping pills'.

 

Frying pan to the dome. Pissing off your girlfriend/wife is a great way to accomplish this.

 

Focus on your breathing and nothing else

 

Rub one out.

 

Liberal amounts of alcohol should do the trick after awhile. Might not be a very 'restful' sleep though'.

 

make/eat some weed cookies, man.