Ways not to get caught?

If your parents are asleep the best thing to do it to take the screen out of your window, and smoke with your head and neck our the windown the entire time. Blow the hits straight up so that they cant get blown back inside by wind. If you do that you really dont need a sploof or anything. Maybe just some febreeze afterwards, but people cant smell when they're asleep.

 

ok first do the toliet paper roll thing and make a sploof, then get incese, some kind of fan (preferably an air filter), some febreeze air effects, ummmmm and eye drops and mints. and try letting as little smoke as possible out of the bowl, and ur absolutly good, also get a lock on your door

 

get the shower going and put body wash on the shower floor, the smell mask the smoke, sploofs are always good and don't smoke a joint, stick with bowls for the minimal amount of smell...there are a few good threads further down if u want more info.

 

Buy or make a vaporizer. It is very difficult to hide the stench of smoke, cigarette smoke and especially cannabis from a non smoker. People who try mask the smell with lots of deodorant only then stink of deodorant and the lingering stench of smoke.

So just because you cant smell it does not mean everyone else cant

 

But wouldn't the smell go away by the time they wake up?, Especially if you're careful where you're blowing it into

 

ok well if youre like me youre window is loud but yea make a sploof and keep a clothes basket in your room and some cologne first go to your thermostat and turn your fan on if its not already this is if you have the ability to with your thermostat check during the day to see how loud it is well anyway do that then take some dirty clothes outta the clothesbasket and block the botttom of the door and then you should have your smoking setup ready and your fan on take hits and blow em through the sploof then if spritz some cologne and keep the door closed for at least and hour move the clothes incase you pass out and stash your stuff away after an hour the door should be able to be opened with no worry whatsoever of smell that will keep you from ever getting caught at night other things like eyedrops, mints/gum, and so forth should be had on hand and if youre smoking at your house with someone when your rents are home during the day go into your attic theyre great places to chillif not too hot

 

i toked in a hotel room on a school trip in a room right next to a chaparone and it only smelled like dryer sheets, i'd recommend it along with a window and fan to be safe.

 

If you don't have a prob blowing smoke out the window, why not just climb out and toke? Unless you have one of the more obvious reasons like second story window with no balcony, window too small to fit, bars on the outside, etc.

If that's not an option, take-up a new hobby and start burning sage. Doesn't smell exactly like weed, but it is similar. If you're into spirituality, it's supposed to clear the air of negative energy, or something like that. Careful when burning it, though. Gets pretty hot, and if moved around too fast, it can drop some pretty mean embers on the carpet! Also, eucalyptus incense helps to mask the odor. We find it actually kind of blends in with the smell of weed. Sage to get the folks used of smoky room with odd smell, and the incense during and after smoking. One more suggestion; if you smoke in your room often, remember to clean the walls/blinds every once and awhile, and wash your curtains just as often, if you have any.

 

This is what I do:

1. Pack bowls small enough to cache in one hit. This gets tedious but it's safer. I do this as my parents would kiiiiilllll me if they caught me smoking weed (or cigarettes).

2. Put a towel or clothes at the base of the door.

3. Light incense if your parents allow it. Nag Champa is incredible at masking the smell.

4. Put a small fan in the window blowing out and obviously open the window.

5. Get a plastic bottle, put a hole in the bottom, get a couple dryer sheets and stuff them as tight as possible into the bottom of the bottle.

6. Take the hit. Hold it in, then exhale slowly through the bottle, aiming the hole at the bottom towards the window so any remnants of smoke is easily blown away.

7. Right before you start packing everything up, turn on your ceiling fan on high speed and spray some axe or air freshener right at the blades. This will evenly distribute it around the room.

 

Ways not to get caught:

Don't smoke in the house as much as possible. Smoking in the house is a fucking burn imo. Also, if the people you live with clean your room or are in your room at all whatsoever, try and bring as little as possible in the house. Paraphernalia wise. And its also smart if your parents search your room, to keep it in a neutral spot, i.e garage or something. Garage has a lot of hiding spots and parents won't go looking there when you get rolled.

 

The only way to guarantee you dont get caught smoking in the house? Dont smoke in the house. Go outside, walk somewere. Hell, even go to a side of the house away from your parents room and just smoke there. But get out of the house if your planning on smoking. It beats being all paranoid when someone unexpectedly wakes up, and it sure as hell beats someone walking into your room while it still smells like straight smoke [or while your hitting your bowl...]

 

smoking inside is an easy way to get caught. the only thing i smoke inside is my vaporizer, although i used to smoke my pipe in my closet but that became a bad idea after a few times.


just go for a walk or something, thats what i always did

 

Your 18 right? You can't come up with a compelling enough argument yet so you don;t have to hide it?

I personally don't think this is the seasoned tokers section.

Maybe it's just me, but this wasn't an issue, I was on my own by 17. You gotta find some friends, get a place, and then everyone gets the fuck out their momma's house.

 

Climb out your window onto your roof, then smoke.

 

do the whole sploof thing and set up a fan near the window and blow into it, if your room smells like dryer sheets all the time your parents would probably get suspicious.