Smoking for the first time. My first time was fairly bittersweet. A week left of my freshman year of college. I always wanted to smoke. Mom did it, dad did it, step mom, mom boyfriend, and so on. In fact my bro was a dealer. I was planning on waiting for the summer and toking with my bro, but all of that changed when my roommates frat buddy asked if I wanted to smoke, I had to say yes. So prior to smoking I had a bunch if people over, my girlfriend, roommate, and any random friend that was stopping by. So here we are drinking in the dorms (I had a corner dorm so it was extra big). Anyway, I'm 6'1", 160 lbs, got about six beers down, feelin good. Then frat guy walks in, pops the question, and me and him dip out. Walking through the parking lot on campus we find a little concrete curb like thing between two cars, sit down, and light up a J of what he called the best stuff he has ever had. I was OK with that. Had some trouble keeping it lit, but that's why lighters are so convenient. Ultimately, I took 5 huge hits, and held them in until I turned purple, I thought that was the most efficient way because I'm all about efficiency. Actually the bud was purple urkle so I guess that's kinda funny. Haha. Anyway, we fucked that joint up and started walking back. I didn't really feel anything, so I asked him, "how do I know if I'm high"? The second I got done saying that, I hit me, reallllly hard. So one second after this silly question, biggest grin of my life, and non stop laughter. It almost was too much and I was kind frustrated how I couldn't stop laughing, because there was nothing funny happening.. but looking back, that is one of my favorite memories. So now we are walking back into my place, approach the group playing guitars hero 3, outdated game, but they were having a great time. Anyway, my girlfriend knew instantly, eyes of fire, smiling, laughing. Then 10 seconds after I walked in, I walk out. (Remember, this is only the first 2 minutes of being high, so its getting stronger, and stronger). As I walked out I called my bro. At this point my heart was pounding out of my chest. I had to ask him if I was going to have a heart attack. So, in dorm hallway, on the phone, the hallway which is long already, is stretching farther away, even though I'm walking towards it. Then the room begins to twist, and no matter how hard I try, my eyes slowly point down to my feet over and over again. Now I realize, I'm frickin almost lost in this hallway so I turn around and walked back. (Its actually impossible to get lost in this hallway, because I know the dorms layout like the back of my hand). As you may guess, I was very, very twisted. I stopped in the bathroom for a puke. (Probably 6 minutes high now). Well I fought the puke off for a very long time, just sat in the stall, elbows on legs, palms on cheek bones. This part is a little fuzzy, but I remember I heard a damn elephant right next to me signal for a wild safari stampede! It was weird, and I knew I had to laugh at that. I am a pretty accepting and go with the flow kind of guy so whatever was going to happen that night, I was gunna let happen. Anyway, I puked and slept in there a little bit, woke up, felt OK enough to walk back to my dorm. Now my girlfriend is pissed cuz not only was I gone for like 2 hours in that bathroom, she wanted to smoke with me my first time. She has smoked before though. Laying in my lower bunk bed, my arms were crossed behind my head and I felt Soooo chill and happy. I begged her to just feel happy for me, it was my first time, then she apologized a little later. Then, well that's really the last memory I have of that night. In the end, I'm happy I smoked. But at the same time it made me a little sad because there was a 2 hour period of spinning puking and on and off sleeping. And I feel like I really missed out on what your first high ever is supposed to feel like. But one thing I can say, I got to experience a crazy ass twisty, triply night, and an awesome story to tell my grand kids.
It's not advisable to smoke for the first time when you have alcohol in your system. It takes a while to find a safe balance of the two.
[quote name='"Malvolio"']It's not advisable to smoke for the first time when you have alcohol in your system. It takes a while to find a safe balance of the two.[/quote] Oh my gosh for sure. And every time someone asks me to smoke them up for the first time, they are always drunk! Leaving me to telling them this story.
Lol yeh, I never let them toke if they're drunk. Once you get the balace right, it's a hell of a lot of fun though.
When I first smoked after drinking I had drunk quite a lot and I had a great time. No spinning out or anything, but ever since even if I just have a few pints, it's a horrible experience.
Yeh, it can be a little hit and miss. I had some pretty rough nights last year from drinking and smoking loads, but on other nights it was fine. I've found that it's better to drink more and smoke less because a small amount of weed will fuck you up when you're drunk.
[quote name='"thezool"'] When I first smoked after drinking I had drunk quite a lot and I had a great time. No spinning out or anything, but ever since even if I just have a few pints, it's a horrible experience.[/quote] I feel like its more pleasant, but more intense when you have a lower tolerance. I still drink and smoke all the time, but instead of awesomeness, its just a strong body buzz.
[quote name='"Malvolio"'] Yeh, it can be a little hit and miss. I had some pretty rough nights last year from drinking and smoking loads, but on other nights it was fine. I've found that it's better to drink more and smoke less because a small amount of weed will fuck you up when you're drunk.[/quote] This! I drink as much as I can, then smoke. The transition of becoming high is much more noticeable this way. Vs. Getting high, then drinking for hours.. I just isn't the same.
Yeh same. I don't get the spins anymore because my tolerance is too high, although I think I could do it if I smoked a ridiculous amount.
[quote name='"Sweetleaftoker"']shouldn't have drank Op[/quote] I knew no difference. I like how he didn't coach me, or warn me at all..haha. just a newbie taking long ass drags, holding them for 30 seconds.. if only I knew. Ha
Yo man just a tip you don't really need to hold your hits in that long. 5 seconds at the most in your lungs and ALL of the THC is fully absorbed. No reason to send yourself into oxygen debt. You may feel "higher" from holding hits longer but that is simply your brain not having enough oxygen to function properly. On a less teacherish note however, welcome to the game!
Smoking after drinking....FUCK that noise. Some of my friends like it, I always end up spinning so hard that my puke creates a Saturn-like ring around my head.
[quote name='"Thecopsarecomin"']Yo man just a tip you don't really need to hold your hits in that long. 5 seconds at the most in your lungs and ALL of the THC is fully absorbed. No reason to send yourself into oxygen debt. You may feel "higher" from holding hits longer but that is simply your brain not having enough oxygen to function properly.[/quote] Yea I know that now, just not my first time. Also, I'm glad you guys liked my story! Makes me happy I have finally contributed something to GC!