Was in a grocery store restroom today. . .

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  1. #1 Oceanic, Dec 25, 2010
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    It's a very old store, fixing to get replaced.. so the bathroom is very claustrophobic and small. I stepped into the bathroom, it reaked like shit because someone was taking one. And there were a lot of dudes in the restroom, so I had to wait about a minute before using it myself... and this song is blaring in the background the whole time while people are pissing and shitting... and I was HIGH AS FUCK.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRmSa1oTqDw"]YouTube - Santa Claus's Party[/ame]

    Come on everrybody, to santa clauses party... >_>
     
  2. #2 kannabiskid, Dec 25, 2010
    every single grocery store bathroom i have been in smells as if someone has shit out a raw fish and covered the walls in it.

    reminiscent of...[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsLoXLOagrs]YouTube - There's Shit Everywhere[/ame]
     
  3. #3 hiimhi, Dec 25, 2010



    hahahahahha



    thanks for that:hello:
     
  4. #4 Papageorgio, Dec 25, 2010
    when someone shits all over the bathroom we called it a "code brown"
     
  5. #5 Floyd Pepper, Dec 25, 2010
    Will never be as fucked as this Xmas song.

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-8eNN-lIyw]YouTube - Pretty Little Dolly by Mona Abboud[/ame]
     
  6. #6 Dum Spiro Spero, Dec 25, 2010
    Ahahahahaha :smoke: I just spit cranberry juice all over my monitor :D
     
  7. #7 dank spanko, Dec 25, 2010
    i died laughing hahaha thank you for that:hello:
     
  8. #8 RageDoses, Dec 25, 2010
    lol i was at a bar the other day and some really huge fat dude took a shit in the bathroom, the only bathroom there for men...he stunk it up really fucking bad and the few people i saw their after were all coming out of there coughing and shit lol...people were literally going outside to piss lol

    finally some dude goes up to the bartender and is like yo u gotta light some matches in there or get some febreeze and spray the shit out of it cuz no one can take a piss in there, at a bar lol
     
  9. #9 SourDieselChick, Dec 26, 2010
    i remember this song...it was on a compilation cd called dr dementos christmas..

    had some holiday classics..like the hannukah homeboy...lol.
     
  10. #10 UniversalShaman, Mar 11, 2011
    Derp Derp
     

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