Want to get out of jury duty...

Discussion in 'General' started by Floyd Pepper, Apr 5, 2011.

  1. Got stoned and forgot to get excused, i have to be at the courthouse tomorrow...

    what should i do to make sure they don't have me go to the trial?
     
  2. You should do the jury duty.

    I think it would be a unique experience and you could
    get something from that.

    I always wanted to get jury duty.

    I hope I get it one day...
     

  3. Awful ^^ second post dude...

    Help me get out of this blades...
     
  4. show up late, thats what i did, and i still got paid for that day
     
  5. Like the other guy said, go because you might find it interesting and learn about our legal system. Heck, someone could be there on drug charges (MJ) and you would have first hand knowledge so they might make you jury leader. Or if it's a child molestation or murder trial, you might be the one to hang t he guy
     
  6. i say go man, i think it'd be pretty cool.
     
  7. go and make life suck for all the other jurors
     
  8. Tell them you hate black people and will fight them on sight.
     
  9. Show prejudice when they do jury selection, you'll be excused.
     
  10. What if it just so happens that one of your fellow jurors is a nymphomaniac with huge titties? Just something to consider.
     
  11. Answer every question with

    "According to the prophecy"
     
  12. when i had jury duty all i did was sit in a room for like 2 or 3 hours then they said everyone could go, huge waste of time

    that was when i was 18, i hope i dont get that letter in the mail again anytime soon
     

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