But have no idea how to. I mean, I could look through these post for months and still not have a single fucking clue as to what I should evern start with. Can anyone kind of give me like a quick and dirty run-through? Nothing to elaborate, just simple explainations. Also, the area I'd be growing the bud in is an indent in my wall, meant for easy access to the water pipes in my house. It's not too small, but not too big either. I could set up a light in there, but would this be a good area to do it in? I'm just sick of having to depend on others for the bud, and I'd like to know EXACTLY what type of green I'm smoking and where it's coming from.
No one's going to give you a "run through" of how to grow weed when there are countless guides, tutorials and stickies on this forum and others. Just read before you ask, all the information is there.
start with grandpa's grow guide. it's a sticky in this forum. that will be a good start. unless you are legally retarded it wont take months for you to have an idea. more like a few hours of research.