Wanna learn how to get better at eating out

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Alex is awesome, Jul 30, 2012.

  1. m18 you do not understand sarcasm do you? LOL
     
  2. Guess not lol I was extremely high before and took both posts literally lol.
     
  3. Yo, no lie, I have a video I wish I could post here but I might get banned. It's like a semi porn film with porn stars teaching you how to eat pussy. And they really break it down and give you techniques that'd make any girl cum. Surprisingly, it isn't so much in how you lick, they basically say after you warm her up, to suck on her clit, stick two fingers in and press down rhythmically.

    They also say when people move their tongues up and down fast that they aren't doing shit and girls in pornos just fake it.


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  4. Well in my opinion you are clearly eating the wrong hole.

    Do you eat your meat pink or brown? That's right... BROWN.
     

  5. i like my girls pussy like i like my steak..

    BLOODY!
     
  6. the only way to be 'good' is knowing how the person likes it that your diving on.

    oh yea, whoever typed out something about a shower? i feel ya broooooo hahahahaa
     
  7. Oh god no.
     


  8. Pm it me bro. You know, for educational purposes.
     
  9. Forward that shit my self too! I love eating the puss and if I do it too many nights in a row it takes the bitch an hour to get off. It's always good having a few different tricks you can throw at her to get that OH! factor.
     
  10. #30 rollinjoints, Jul 31, 2012
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    No doubt. And anyone else interested in it, just go to Pornhub and type in the search "how to eat pussy." Watch the first 51 minutes of it. The rest is basically just a porno and stupid shit.

    I think this calls for a rep, don't you? lol
     

  11. I'm on my phone but I'll get you back.
     
  12. The middle aged lesbian in the video drops gems. She really knows how to achieve female orgasm easily. Now if only they had a sucking dick one for girls to watch and learn.
     
  13. Sniffle... my g/f has TMJ. Google it then cry with me.
     

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  15. I think your girlfriend needs to smoke some weed.
     
  16. [quote name='"oldSCHOOL_toker"']

    I think your girlfriend needs to smoke some weed.[/quote]

    Oh she does, but it doesnt keep her jaw from locking up one bit.
     
  17. [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz12xG2gziY]Little Dolphin who cried *Dolphin sound* - YouTube[/ame]
    just do that man, bitched love the little dolphin who cried move.
     
  18. Hey man, her jaw locks open, you have nothing to lose except her respect.
     
  19. Oh man, I could eat pussy for days. :yummy:
     

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