Wanna get (legally) high? Try bannanas-yes bannanas

Discussion in 'General' started by XZit, Jul 3, 2005.

  1. NOTE: This IS a joke thread. Sorry if people got offended e.t.c. Anyhow its a interesting read, and I hope it makes some of you laugh.




    Yes it is true. Maybe some of you have tried it, some might think its bull shit. But if you do your research you will find that its true.
    Bannana, bannana peel to be correct WILL get you high.

    The chemical found in the bannana peel is actually a tryptamine--very similar to DMT and LSD!! Yet its only active when smoked, so eating a bannana isn't going to get you high now ;) lol!. The chemical is called bannanadine.

    The extraction process for bannanadine can take a while to do/prepare--so make sure you use a good quantity of bannanas for this, so that way you won't have to do the whole extraction procedure agian for some time to come.




    So your probally really urging to know how to do this now after reading right?
    Well here is how: :)


    Step 1-
    Go to the grocery store and buy 10 pounds of bannanas. (You used to need 200
    pounds, but the potency has gone up 20x in the last 30 years.)

    Step 2-
    Remove the skins from the fruit. Save the fruit for later- if you mix it with
    orange juice and drink it while you're smoking, it'll make you trip real hard.

    Step 3-
    Dry the skins in the microwave. This won't affect the potency, as bannadine is not microwave soluble.

    Step 4-
    The next two steps are a simple nonpolar-polar extraction of the bannadine.
    This is necessary to get rid of the fungicide they put on the skins, which is a
    type of strychnine.
    Grind up the dried peels really well, and soak them in methylene chloride
    (zippo lighter-or related fluid makes a good substitute). Let soak for 2 days, and then
    rinse well with ether. Discard the liquid and save the mush.

    Step 5-
    Take the mush from step 4 and soak it in ethyl alcohol for another 2 days.
    Filter, and put the mush aside- you won't be smoking it.

    Step 6-
    Evaporate the alcohol. The resultant crystals are 150% pure bannadine. Put
    these in your pipe, light up and enjoy! (Keep reading for the secret step 7!)

    Secret Step 7-
    Bannadine is normally only active when smoked; that's why eating bannanas won't
    do anything. BANNADINE IS ORALLY ACTIVE IF POTENTIATED BY DRIED
    PEANUT SKINS!!! (ignore things that state that peanut skins by themselfs will get you high-they don't), but they will be synergenic (complement) the bannadine if smoked/eaten.




    OH --so you want to freebase bannadine huh? You want somthing even stronger!? Well fine here you go: ;)

    1.) to freebase, the best method is to mix 1/3 banandine with 2/3
    baking soda (Bicarbonate)

    2.) slowly mix in water and bring the
    mixture to boiling temperature. You should be left with a rock like
    substance which looks very much like crack (hence... the street name:
    Banrack)

    3.) This is then smoked through a crack pipe for best results... or
    simply heat and inhale the fumes.

    The other way is to simply make a joint with the bananadine and smoke it.... but this smoking it pure gives more of a Peanut high effect, which is undesirable for some people.

    Bananadine works by entering the blood stream and going to the brain
    where it is converted to the neurotransmitter Bananodin, where it is
    taken up by a group of receptors called the Bananyocine receptors.




    Yet there are some risks involved-so don't think that smoking bannanas will be totally harmless---heres the risks involved:

    The high is very, very intense, and one can get addicted to it the first
    time you take a hit, mostly because of the action of strychnine, which
    inhibts the bananyocine receptors and causes chromosome damage, which can eventually lead to a fluctuation in hormone levels causing men to grow
    breasts...



    Taken from: http://www.erowid.org/psychoactives/humor/humor_bannanadine1.shtml




    Bannanadine is a psycadelic, a short trip--closely related to lsd/dmt e.t.c.
    I've never personally done it-just learned about it yesterday. I will try it for sure very soon. Most people if you tell them about this, they will probally think its bull shit--but its totally true.
    Just type in google "bannanadine" and youll see TONS of information regarding it, and peoples experiances.



    Have fun!! :) :D ;) :p



    Note: If you stumble accross a bannanadine extraction method online that links you to the anarchist cookbook recipe--ignore it, its relativily the same, but www.erowid.com is obviously a much better source, and the extraction preperation is correct from www.erowid.com




    peace, :smoke: and be safe! :)
     
  2. interesting...
     
  3. i heard that this was bullshit, just a joke that someone put in the anarchist cookbook


    theres been a lot of threads on here about people trying it and getting sick and i havent seen one person say they actually got high off banana peels
     
  4. thats pretty irresponsible xzit. you linked to erowid humor page so must you know its not true. Bannanadine doesn't exist, but first thought up back in the late 60's, so while its easily researchable that it doesn't exist, its been ingrained into the drug culture as an urban legend that it does. you shouldn't lead the naive down a path that could cause them harm or at the very least waste a lot of time.
     
  5. hahaha, bananadine.




    it was an april fools joke long ago.
     
  6. I knew it couldn't be real when I looked at it.
     
  7. May cause men to grow breasts? LOL
     
  8. I think its pretty irresponsible for people to flame and try to diss on me. It was totally written in sarcasm.



    It makes people laugh-
    Obviously this thread was made as humor! I mean common!!
    You actually think you can get high off some banrack? LOL!!


    Anyhow glad you guys enjoyed it.





    But for the hell of it--I'm going to try it out. I'm just curious what will happen. lol
     
  9. mellow yellow? lol funny stuff.....haven't heard bout somehting like that since junior high....
     
  10. For a second, I thought you were serious... I was like, is this guy seriously encouraging the production of bananna crack? Haha, it scared me to think that there were people out there dumb enough to try that. I feel better now that I know you were kidding. Jesus man, people will do anything to get high - ugh.
     
  11. HAHAHAHA...bananna crack...

    I can see the dare folks now....

    "See this yellowish brown stubstance this is chimp or panzi dust"

    "if you free base enough monkey crack you're sure to grow a tail!"
     
  12. Mmm....wonder if you could make some banrack and sell it to some kids or some shit.
    LOL!
     
  13. thats some funny shit.... bannadine is not microwave soluble haha :)


    Jah Bless
     
  14. "1.) to freebase, the best method is to mix 1/3 banandine with 2/3
    baking soda (Bicarbonate)"

    HHAHAAHAH

    also did you know that plantanes are more potent than bananas? they contain a rare chemical known as oxyplantanine, a very powerful hallucinogen grown deep in the jungles of Guatemala.. greeny bananas are no good, you gotta use yellow-black-spotted bananas..

    HAHHAAH
    bananadine
    tryptamine

    the dried peels are even more potent as a suppository lol
     
  15. yeah its true the chemical in banana peels trip u out if u cook em right...........

    never done it, but i got plenty homies who have..........
     
  16. LOL, wow... that's all I can say - is wow.
     


  17. lol! Are you serious man?
    I mean like honestly serious? Becuase if thats true--I'm bouts to cook me up some bannadine!!! WOO!
     
  18. While it's true it's make you feel sorta drunk if you dose enough it's not worth it.

    A friend of mine did it years back when our dumb asses were still making herb tea without milkfat or butter base...lol just nuking bud in water..haha retarded eh ended up drinking crap and smoking water cured buds (this stuff is yummy for vapping its a faster smaller hit but it's pure so use a short whip hose)
     
  19. ya-the sorta drunk feeling sounds more like a placebo then the substance itself... :p

    :smoke:
     
  20. I donno as I haven't tried it but from what he said he mainly got disoriented so I doubt it was placebo affect.

    Perhaps some sort of toxin in the smoking bananna shit.
     

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