welp today was weird, i was jus kinda sittin here masturbating and looking at porn and my dad walked in my room like "are you jacking off and looking at porn!?" n i jus said "yea pretty much" n that was it..... kinda funny haha, that was a first. peace
These posts are difficult to understand. Unless I get the stupid e-mail notification thing, how can I tell when someone is replying to ME, or someone else? BEH!
haha i jus waited to him to leave then i finished the job...... nothin gets between me n my dick.. NOTHING!!! haha
except maybe some vaseline... right? hahahah. youll learn daisee... if its in context to what you said, just post. if they werent talking to you, it wont matter, happens all the time.
dont stress it darlin...you'll get the hang of it...and ah....all that drying up bissnes sounds rather uncomfortable!
*smile* Thank you! I thought I was missing something or something {which happens all the time, heh}, but I guess I'll just post to everyone when it's relevant.
Heh, thanks! I think I'm getting it already {takes me awhile}. Yeah, and the drying up thing? Never a good thing! Never!
Haha, this thread is fuckin funny, reminds me of that Seinfeld episode with George and his mom. Haha. "I come home to find my son treating his body as if it were an amusement park!" haha
Ok this is really embaressing but its funny so i thought i'd share it with you all. My dad didn't work yesterday so he was home alone all day while the rest of the family was at work/school. I come home and everythings normal....or so i thought. I pick up the guitar that was next to my dad ( we both play) and start playing. All of a sudden i noticed a white gooey substance on the body of the guitar (need i say more). I immediately freak out and basically throw the guitar down. My dad starts freakin out and runs to get a paper towel real fast and cleans that shit up. Anyway, talk about your akward moments...