LOL. fuck... these responses man. My mom like didnt come near me in the morning or say hi + then came home from work and was like "Well I hope you used a condom afterwards" and then I went out, lmao.
^Oh god that's awk lmfaooo. I woulda made a scene like "momma the link card wasn't working and food 4 less had closed moments later so I had no other option you were out working all night." Then I would've turned it on her "It's YOUR FAULT WHY THIS HAPPENED!! If you weren't out working all the time and actually responded to my phone calls for pizza or sumthin I wouldn't of done it!!" "Oh you calle-" "Nope!! Don't even go there!!! THIS IS WHY I DO DRUGS!!!" Then I wouldve stormed upstairs into my room, locked my door, smoke a bowl, And come up with a real reason for why i was sucking some girls pussy in my mothers Hard worked establishment as i wait for her to check the fully stocked refrigerator and her cellphone absent of calls from my number.
a few years ago I left a used condom on the bathroom sink and forgot about it and the next day my moms like "the fuck?" and asked me to get rid of it that was some awkward shit
[quote name='"GanjaRastamanBo"']is it strange that incest turns me on unless its my family?[/quote] I'm into that shit too don't worry
my sister walked in on me eating the box gave me the stink eye and walked out. later told my mom and she gave me the talk telling me not to blow in a chick lolol now that was an awkward conversation. dam what i would do to become a young teen again too much fun!
His mom walks in, "Excuse me why didn't you let me know you were eating pussies? I would have gladly joined in!!!"
[quote name='"Snuggles"']That would be funny if she was just trying to see if you were hungry. That would have set up for some epic quotes from your mom like "Oh I see you already ordered take out."[/quote] Luv it!! Lol
[quote name='"ninjaman142"']I was gettin changed!!!![/quote] It could happen to you, because it happened to me. Jrock baby! Hahahaha
My mom walked in on me few times, one time eating out my girlfriend with my balls and ass showing...Weird... One time fucking doggy my girlfriend did some weird flich and kicked me in the balls.... Then another time........AWKWARD
[quote name='"Snuggles"']Do it for the realest blades in the game right now, she will.[/quote] Hahaha