WAKE AND bAkE RANT!!!!!

8 23AM....sparkin a bowl.....its my first wake'n'bake in a WHILE!!....so..well see how this goes.mmmmm...weed...goood
INHALE!!! .....................................EXHALE!!!
ahhhhhhhhhh..............
COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COGCHACHAFD.....OH SHIT!!..TOO BIG...COUGH COUGH COGUHC.....ohhhhhh god!!!!!.........whooooooooo.......8 30 AM....just KILLED a bowl....errr...the bowl just killed me,fucking hot as hell smoke coming out of a litttle sneakatoke with a massive bowl...too big for its own good...its shorter than a lighter, and metal...really fucking hot, really fucking fast...you can feel the heat on your teeth as it bursts, thc saturated, out the mouth piece, wow, i got descriptive ther.e..or is it just me stoned THINKING that im descriptive...because reality is all in perception!...i percieve myself as being descriptive...so does that make it real?!, yes, real to me, and everyone has their own reality, so, yes, in reality, i was descriptive. Now, bearing all this in mind, that your reality IS your perception, when you are stoned, time goes by slower..right?...right. OR is it just what we percieve?...haha! trick question!...our perception IS our reality, so, if we percieve time as creeping by, then in reality it IS creeping by......SO STONERS ARE OLDER AND WISER THAN EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!........yayyyyyy, smart stone, im so happy, im fiddnin to bust some rhymes, steppin into the light, cant handle this white hot mic, fiddnin to bust a flow, you best step back, cuz yo shits whack, im fidnin to drop bombs on ya, like osama bin la den, here i go again, not makin sense, like a chicken hen, in a pen, drinkin gin, smokin a j, while the horses eat hay, man, ya ya, smoke some grass, while this shit kick my ass......8 36...and...i have a very nice buzz already THIS SOME KILL!!!..oh wait..no..its not...its shake...i just havent smoked in forever so i am just like a newb!!!....i can get high so fucking EASY NOW!!!! LEMME TELL YALL!! BREAKS ARE THE SHIT!!! TAKE A BREAK!!!! THEN GET STONED!!!! IT WILL BE THE BEST STONE YOU CAN REMEMBER!!!!!!! hemmerhoids.....what? no...you didnt just read that....you were reading the rant..lalalalalalalOH GOD HE SAID hemmerhoids.....why do i feel like it would be funny to go outside naked and wave at the neighbors with the most stonedest look i can sport?......OH NO..GOTTA WEAR THE HAT!!...naked except for the hat....i...love....weed.now..it is ooffiicciiaall that doesnt really put much stress on the word official, but it looks neat...looks neat...8:40AM PACKIN ANOTHER BOWL CUZ I AM FUCKED!!!!.....took a break, now im trying to justify my buzz to stoners!!!HAHAHAHAHAHA CHICKEN POT PIE AND I DONT CARE, BUSTIN YOU MUTHA FUCKIN HAIR LINE, TRIPPIN LIKE A BUCKET OF LIME!!...flyin a plane..oh damn..pakcin the bowl, got off track there for a second..shit....preperation H...oh...damn..did it again..NOTE!! PACKIN BOWL AND DOING OTHER SHIT! IT IS 8 46 AND BOB MARLEY KICKS ASS!!!! WO YO YO WO YO YO~~
9 05 AM and im back now..jimi hendrix is playin angel right now for me..i just packed a bowl..and damn it was fun....also i chopped up all my seeds and stems so i would have room in my bottle for more...so now i have a dust..LMMFAO of stems and seeds, of which i will have a helluva time later getting out of the blender!!!!......ah well, im so fixin to smoke this other bowl...i love it when a bowl gets packed perfectly!!...a small little nug at the bottom, nice broken up bud in the middle, and shake on top........ahhhhhhhhh.......at least thats how I pack my bowls...CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET, HOW TO GET TO SENSIMILLA STREET?.have YALL HERD that, with kermit and BIG BIRD hitting the bong?!?!?.OH GOD...ME LAUGH LONG TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA JOINT IS NOT A LETTER!!
909 am hits pipe more....
have yall heard that country version of snoop doggs gin and juice?.....HAHAHA LMMFAO ITS TRIPPIN ME OUT..oh yeah, im back from my halfabowl now..im gonna smoke the other half before i leave today, where am i going you ask?, well..i am going to blnkbois house...but guess what?!...i cant smoke there!!!! because he gets pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!.....because he cant smoke!!!! DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!.......because they have drug tests at our school now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...OH WAIT...its not OUR school anymore....I GRADUATED WAHOO!!!....anyway, yeah, he cant smoke anymore and its kinda sad cuz he looooooves weed...AND i doo tooooooooo......cuz mary jane loves meeeeeee.....peeeee peeeeeeee.......gaja googoo i got brownies from your mother, they gave me syphilis, i got no dick*boxcar racer lyrics*....wow, how long is this thing? i dont reallllly know but im not gonna stop..i feel that it OH MY FUCKING SWEET JESUS!!! THEREES A WASP IN MY ROOM!1 OH GOAOICJFAKLJETOAIJV MNAOVBIREAAV AHHHHHH!!! WASPS!!! I HATE THOSE FUCKIERS THEY STING FOR NO GODAMN REASON!! ITS A WASP OH GOD! HELP ME OH JEBUS!!! JEBUS HELLLLP!!!!!!!!oh ok, its fine, they arent too resiliant of the zippo lighter fluid and flames....caught the mother fucking floor on fire for about three seconds..but i stamped it out..scare the hell out of me too..but..the wasp is dead, and i have no worries,HAHAHAHA i just lit my room ablaze and murdered a wasp to disturbed "get down with the sickness"....HAHAH oh damn.....i need some munchies..im off to get some cheeze its and milk...tata







yeah, thats all....bye...go get high

 

it is most definately a good one too

 

i just got up so i could wake n bake.....its no fun to wake and bake unless youve got the whole day to stretch out!

 

fillibuster and i were reunited today, and he kicked my ass for not visiting him in a while :S