dude theres gotta be like particles of shit flying up into your mouth, thats fucked, and whys your tp so far away from you? haha
dude i do the same werid shit on the shitter! ill do paper work on the shitter eat dinner while shitting jack of while shitting(ps you get huge loads if you climax during a turd coming out!) blow jobs thats all i can think of at the top of my head!
How the F can you eat while in cloud of your own poo vapor? Just flat out disgusting man. You never heard of e coli?