I am sitting at the computer, and all of the sudden my mouth gets very dry and I MUST drink some drank. I head into the kitchen where the fridge is, reach down to grab the soda, and come back up with a fist full of air. I try to remember just how heavy the bottle was, thinking there's no possible way it could be gone. I look at the undesired water, starting to lose my cool. I came into the kitchen to get soda, and by god I want it! I start frantically looking from shelf to shelf, thinking maybe its just hiding. Right when I get pretty pissed off, I look at the counter and there it is. Half way full (or for those that prefer it - half empty). Does this happen to anyone else often?
Sometimes I look into the fridge, after having looked into is 5 minutes before and finding nothing. I just kind of stand there like food could occur like an idea.
Lol yea I do that a lot too. I check the fridge, freezer, pantry, find absolutely nothing, then come back later with the same results.
Do you do the one where you got a cup of something, then look into it like 5-6 times before your brain accepts it's empty? Pick that shit up, see the empty bottom again s'like FFFFFUUUUU!
Indeed I do. I also hate it when I take a drink, and my cup is still pretty full, then when my next sip rolls around its already gone. I call bullshit, I did not drink all of that already. Must be little elfs with straws or someshaz. Then when I go back to get a refill, I fill it all the way to the edge of the glass. I proceed to putting the soda bottle back in the fridge, turn around, AND ITS ALREADY GONE AGAIN WTF!