A man orders a dildo for his wife cuz he is leaving town for a month. he pays 400$ for it!. The shop keeper gives him an instruction book and tells him to never come back to his store. Later on.. he gives it to his wife and she read the instructions. Apparently, all she has to say to get it to work is, "voodoo dick, my pussy." she sed it and it works! she loves it.. multiple orgasms.. the whole works.. anyways she cant figure out how to get it to stop! she drives down the road to go to the hospital to get it to stop or to have it removed and she is driving quite erratically. A cop pulls her over. After telling the cop the whole story.. he looks at her and says "voodoo dick my ass!"
^ This is a funny joke. Not exactly the way I tell it... but it's weird because I think I first heard that joke as a post on here. Good stuff.