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virus types

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by chill out, Sep 13, 2003.

  1. The Al Gore Virus Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.

    The Clinton Virus - Gives you a 7-inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

    The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.

    The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

    The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

    The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

    The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 300 Mb hard drive shrinks to 100 Mb, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200 Mb.

    The Jack Kevorkian Virus - Deletes all old files.

    The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

    The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

    The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.

    The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.


    AND THE FAVORITE VIRUS IS......



    The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy . . . then discards it through Windows
     

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