!very urgent! Getting dt in few hours!

sucks man

 

Start drinking a lot of water lol. Get some creatine.

 

If its your parents, just tell them you lied earlier and have been smoking. its better to man up to it.

if its someone else....stick your head under the sink and start suckin water down

 

Diluting for a home test might work but I don't know how reliable or risky it is.

 

make it all water! theyre not going to know

 

Dude I think you're fucked....I'm sorry. Just tell them you smoke.

 

yes put some toilet water in you piss to dilute it.


good luck

 

i dont think your fucked. if you straight up piss in it then yeah, you'll probably fail. but dilute the shit out of it with some water or get a quick detox drink. makes you come up clen for about 4-5 hours

 

listen to this guy. damn I dont get why everyones telling you you're fucked. Its an at home test;as long as they arent taking temperature youre fine. Just dilute the FUCK out of it with water bro. Itd be best if you got some warm (like piss warm) water and added it to your LITTLE bit of urine, or you could just completely fill it with the water. Best of luck man.

 

yeh if it was a lab test youd be fucked...

drink alot of cranberry juice...arizona green tea and water


then dilute the shit out ya piss lol

 

No, because if they DO catch you smoking you're fucked.

 

Just drink water. A lot of water.

Don't bother mixing it with toilet water. If you hand your parents a cup with 1/2 piss 1/2 toilet water, they might notice it's a bit cold for straight piss.

Drinking a ton of water will dilute your piss the same way, but it will also warm it up to the right temp.

If you get caught cheating, it's the same as failing. But giving them actual piss, just watered down from drinking too much, you take that chance of getting caught cheating away and you might pass.


Or just man up. Maybe it's a good time to have a talk to your parents about letting you develop your own life. Or maybe there is a reason that you smoke pot and hide it from them - like they are too strict, don't respect your decisions, don't respect you, you're self medicating for an issue that you should be working through etc.

Maybe a talk with the parents will be a good thing. It might suck short term if you end up getting punished, but in the end it might be a good thing.

If you tell them that them prohibiting you from living your own life is driving a wedge between you and them, and as soon as you get free you are going to drastically change the nature of your life or your relationship with them - like cut off contact with them, then maybe they'll back off a bit.


This is assuming they are reasonable people. If they are crazy strict bastards, it might be best to just try to cheat the test and start making plans to get the fuck out of there.

 

You could, or if you're confident enough you could just make them feel bad for doing it after you pass. You shouldn't have to dilute if you drink enough water, your piss should be naturally diluted enough. Just keep drinking as much water as you can until right before the test.

 

ghost, I am parent of 2 and would rather they be honest to me than lie. My guess if you do pass the d.t.--they are suspicious now--they found mj and they are not stupid. Best of luck.

 

Take a shot of vinegar I heard it works, I'm not gonna guarentee anything though.