vanilla ice cream by stephen lynch

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  1. listen to it here: http://www.whatarerecords.com/vanilla/


    Have a seat and listen, please don't say a thing
    In matters of the heart sometimes, the truth will have a sting
    Just don't take it personally, this is no attack
    But we will never last because I am white and you are...also white

    I only like black girls and brown girls, the café au lait
    Caramel girls, and mocha girls just blow me away
    If your a nubian, I want you to-be in every fantasy
    But if you're a whitey, say nighty-nighty, your just not the girl for me

    Oh I hate vanilla ice cream, I like chocolate instead
    I hope she likes her soul food with a little Wonder Bread
    Don't call it Jungle Fever cause that just isn't right
    I am not a racist, some of my best friends are white

    I just prefer black girls, the brown girls, the café au lait
    Caramel girls and mocha girls just blow me away. If you're a cracker, you better get blacker or else you best get out
    It is no mystery, I like a sister see that's what I'm talkin about

    Our wedding song will be "Ebony and Ivory", and we'll sing Christmas carols round the old Kwanza tree
    But color is not the issue here, it's dignity, it's class
    It's all about her heart, okay it's partly about that ass
    I want me some black girl, the brown girl, the café au lait
    Caramel girls, and mocha girls, just blow me away
    If you're a honkey, you're singin the wrong key, it's the honest truth
    The skin that she's dwellin in, must contain melanin, that is the Fountain of Youth.

    Thomas Jefferson.

    Robert DeNiro.

    David Bowie.

    To a certain extent...Ted Dansen.

    Strom Thurmond!!! Strom Thurmond!!! yeeeahh...
     

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