Urine Test

Your body size and amount of weed consumption before starting this new routine will affect how fast your body flushes the THC out of your body. Keep it up till your DT just to be certain but I would say your probably even clean now (unless you were smoking a lot before your went on this new routine). Good luck!

 

Maybe they just said they would be giving you a drug test to see if you would act differently... things like.. drinking a lot of cranberry juice, working out, visiting the steam room, lots of water...

Make sure you don't do all that stuff where it is blatantly obvious to them along the way. You wouldn't want to give it away without even having to piss in a cup.

 

Ive heard mixing instant jello mix into a cup of water and drinking it will pass it.. But im not postive.. Ive also heard that.. Masterbating right before will help also, but yet again im not positive. Wish you the best of luck man!

 

Refuse the test man. Constitutionally you are a human being and can refuse any test man, they'd have to call a judge to make you pee., if your 18 that is.

 

There are 3 ways you can pass the test:

1.) Schedule the drug test to a later time in the day so you can prepare, drink lots of water all day until you pee clear then about 2 hours before the test you can drink one of those detox drinks from GNC (feel free to tell them that you want one for drug tests, they'll point out the right one) or order one from online like magicvan.com and I suggest you take a multivitamin like Centrum so it makes you pee yellow again. If you cant get any detox drinks just buy a Creatine suppliment from a health food store and take that with your Centrum 2 hour before the test. Dont eat anything for 6 hours before the test. (I've passed 3 drug tests like this).

2.) You can order powdered urine from online (google it) which you add water to, comes with a glove warmer to keep it warm. Strap it to your thigh and pour it into the cup.

3.) Take your friend's pee (make sure he does not smoke weed or do other drugs). You can find disposable glove/body warmer packs at sporting goods stores that warm up when you take them out of the bag and shake. Wrap one around the bottle to keep it warm, strap it to your thigh as stated above.

 

if all fails and it does show up in your system tell your parents you were at a party where people were smoking it alot of it

 

my friend put visine in his cup thing and it came up positive for PCP so that just lead to other problems. get a friends piss. thats what i did.

 

Well I am a similar build to you (5'11 160 lbs) and I was a regular toker until I found out I had to take a drug test for a new job. All I did was drink lots of water/cranberry juice, and workout a few times during the 8 days I had to get clean. Safe to say I am starting week#2 at the new job. Every body is different but it seems to me like you will be safe passing a home test.

 

Don't try to dilute, I tried that and the bar for the test was soo pale. What I've been doing is drink water constantly and hold your piss for a while and then the THC or whatever sits in your bladder and since it's heavier than the water it falls to the bottom of your bladder and then you piss like half way out of the cup and the rest in and none of the THC gets in the sample. It usuAlly works for me and I be high 24/7. And how come since your in college you care what your parents think. Like if you're outta the house you can do whatever the fuck you want eh?

 

You need to dilute... and if you take B vitamins (or just a centrum) 2 hours before the test you will pee yellow again. They also look for creatine which you can take with the vitamin.