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Urine Test

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by StonerTaj, Jun 30, 2012.

  1. #1 StonerTaj, Jun 30, 2012
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    Hi folks,

    I have a pre-employment drug test through Quest Diagnostics and was wondering what I need to do to make sure I pass. I have until July 8th to take the test and I have not been smoking as much recently; in fact, it's been a week since I lasted smoked and 9 days before that for the time beforehand. But, I smoked pretty regularly while I was in college up until mid-May (roughly 5 times a day). Any advice would be much appreciated.

    Cheers!:)
     
  2. #2 DurbanPoison, Jun 30, 2012
    Depending on your resources, you have a few options.

    Depending on your weight, the type of lifestyle you lead - ect, you could potentially pass by just abstaining from smoking. Drink lots and lots of water and exercise up until a day or two before the test, if this is the route you choose.

    I personally suggest buying some synthetic urine, most of which come with a hand-warmer that attaches to, and keeps the temperature of, the bottle of urine. You preheat it beforehand, crotch it - and whammo.

    A third option is to find someone who is clean, willing to give you their piss. I've heard of people having success by having it collected in a prophylactic, using a handwarmer, and securing it to the inside of the thigh/groin. This method is particularly effective, if the DT is supervised. You can pull out the elongated water balloon, as if it was your unit - and use something sharp like a needle to poke a hole in the end, which will produce a pressurized stream to mimic the flow of an actual evacuation.
     
  3. #3 SmOkiepokie, Jun 30, 2012
    Honestly you should be fine taking the test yourself. Just look up natural ways to detox
     
  4. #4 DurbanPoison, Jun 30, 2012

    I prefer the synthetic alternative, as I indulge in other unmentionables - and instead of having to worry about each, I like being able to just bypass the worry and make sure I'm clean of all of it. :hello:
     
  5. #5 StonerTaj, Jun 30, 2012
    Gotcha, I don't mind abstaining; I'm probably getting more worried than I need to. Where would I get synthetic urine in person if I went that route? Mail isn't an option since I'm living with my rents for the next month.
     
  6. #6 DurbanPoison, Jun 30, 2012
    You should be able to find it at your local headshop.
     
  7. #7 StonerTaj, Jul 1, 2012
    Thanks, gonna try to cleanse with water and exercise and if that doesn't work I'll get the synthetic pee
     

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