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(Urgent.. help plz) Drug Test This Friday

Discussion in 'Apprentice Marijuana Consumption' started by DemiDestroyer, Nov 8, 2012.

  1. #1 DemiDestroyer, Nov 8, 2012
    Hi, I just joined Grasscity :) Sorry if this is posted in the wrong place, but I didn't see anywhere better to put this on the forums.

    So, I've smoked anywhere between 1 deep lung hit to maybe ?5? deep lung hits of some dank stuff each day for over a week. I applied for a job, and they called me in for an interview much sooner than I had expected.

    Anyways, I picked up some QuickFix Plus Large 3 Oz. Size Formula 5.7-1 with the heating pad, thermometer on the side, and rubberband etc.

    Now, I've taken 1 drug test before. This was in a lab, for pre-employment purposes. I came in, signed in, and sat down waiting for my name to be called. They called me in and had me empty my pockets into a little bin that looked like a white toaster oven coated on the inside in styrofoam. The collector was a lady, and escorted me to the bathroom and dropped 1/2 of a bluing tablet in the toilet, handed me the cup, without saying how much to fill it up. She said, start the stream in the toilet, then fill 'er up, then finish the stream in the toilet. Well, I was clean for this drug test, and had absolutely no problem filling up the cup. The lady actually, before accepting the jar from me, asked me to dump some out in the toilet. I did, and life was well. Yes, for the record I passed.

    Ok. That aside, I am *not* clean right now. Thus, the presence of the bottle of Quickfix that I'm practicing warming up in my gooch. Ok, so now that I am planning on going the synthetic route, I just had a question regarding the policies of some urinalysis centers you guys have encountered. Here goes:

    I only have 3oz. to work with. If I get asked to start the stream in the toilet, or even end the stream in the toilet, and there is a bluing tablet in there, will synthetic change anything? Like will the water turn red or purple or something to alert the collector that I wasn't 100%, um, honest in supplying authentic urine?

    I would love for them to *not* be on the other side of the door, listening for me to start or end the stream in the toilet.

    Any input is welcome. Please keep it pertinent though :)
     
  2. #2 DemiDestroyer, Nov 8, 2012
    Thank you moderator(s) for moving this for me. Again, sorry, I didn't know where to post =)
     
  3. #3 MrOneHitWonder, Nov 8, 2012
    Instead of that. This is what I do get a water bottle and take a needle and poke a good sized hole in the lid the cover the hole with tape. Pay a friend who Is clean to piss in said bottle the strap it to you leg and walk like a straight thug until your test and the peel tape of hole pour pee in toilet then cup end it toilet strap to leg go home feeling like a boss. Or go to gnc And buy the pill that takes thc out if your system can't remember the name though.
     
  4. #4 jevonsp, Nov 8, 2012
    Its not gonna make the color of the water change, lemme tell ya that. Also you just have to drop a little into the toilet and then into the cup. Also, you need hardly any urine so you'll be good.
     
  5. #5 DemiDestroyer, Nov 8, 2012
    Gotta say MrOneHit, I laughed out loud at the straight thug part :p Unfortunately (and this is sad), I don't know anyone that has clean piss at the moment, besides family members, and they look down on me smoking (I'm 24, wtf!), so they probably wouldn't help me out lol.
     
  6. #6 DemiDestroyer, Nov 8, 2012
    Jevon, have you ever used synthetic urine? Just out of curiosity.
     
  7. #7 DemiDestroyer, Nov 8, 2012
    I'm now wondering if I shouldn't put any of the quickfix in the toilet at all, just like 2 of the 3 oz into the cup. But I don't wanna arouse suspicion ^.^
     
  8. #8 jevonsp, Nov 8, 2012
    No I haven't, I have friends who have though. I've only ever been tested for drug dependence classes my mom made me take (the stupidest shit ever) and I failed most of the tests. But my friend who used synthetic urine didn't say anything about the water changing from blue.
     
  9. #9 Lodi Dodi, Nov 8, 2012
    You can use the quickfix I'm sure in the actual test, and then just legit pee in the water. They aren't going to test the water for THC.

    I really have no experience other then when I had a test, but they asked me to pee in the toliet, I did, I wasn't clean, and I passed.....but I had a bottle of my friends clean urine tucked under my nuts. Pill bottle, and just run hot water over it before you leave the house to get it up to temp. Then stash.
     
  10. #10 DemiDestroyer, Nov 8, 2012
    Good lookin' guys. Time to go buy a couple pairs of boxer briefs! :D
     
  11. #11 DemiDestroyer, Nov 8, 2012
    I want to ebay one of those neoprene straps that holds the bottle, but it won't get here by tomorrow lol!
     
  12. #12 M3DICIN3MAN420, Nov 8, 2012
    [quote name='"DemiDestroyer"']I want to ebay one of those neoprene straps that holds the bottle, but it won't get here by tomorrow lol![/quote]

    Buy a pair of spandex shorts bud, that's what I used and it worked fine.

    I would just say dump the rest in the toilet. It's suppose to not be good after one use but that might just be the company trying to make more $. Good luck man.
     

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