Just spread some holiday story's of whatever you like, ill start it off... well yesterday i was at this HUUGGE kegger,it would have to been about 350-400 people.crazy nite.so tell me how im in the parking area,and i don't know if it was because i was drunk or not,but i swear i seen some guy in a three way makeout sesh with some chick dressed as a ketchup bottle and a pirate o.0......and that was just at the beginning progress 2 hours threw my night of debauchery,and im masterly shit faced; g13 in my zigzags,and out of no where im in the back of my homies car giving the pounding to some bangin beauty wearing (well before i took em of) cop outfit,aha talk about Ms.officer,well by the end of the night me and my buddies regroup,discuss or awesome story's with each other passing around the illedelph and some j's in my boy Gs living-room Good Night i think x)
cool night bruh Tonight, im gonna go to my cousins house, have a cookout; and smoke a nice joint; too bad no one knows i smoke... Halloween, gonna go to this porno store with my other cousin and get a nice pipe. Then hit up my friend for some kush, 2g for 15; i just relaized why he is high all the time haha
Gonna be walkin around on Halloween with my two buddies stoned as fuck trick or treatin' Wish I could film peoples faces as they answer the door to 6 ft + kids askin for candy
Tomorrow I'll be making a 1g firecracker and handing candy out I'm excited to geek at every group of kids
Last night I went to a party dressed as Jesus. Left it, because it was lame. Then went to some other one. I was just fucking with everyone saying shit like "I died for your sins and you're drinking in front of me?!" And just hitting on bitches. Some guy came up with a can and weed on it and said "Hit this Jesus". So I did, even though I had to smoke out of a fucking can, oh well. A lot of stuff happened actually, just don't want to type it all. Eventually got pretty wasted and couldn't remember this girls name that I was hitting on. Called her Ashley... Too bad her name was Lauren. One girl came up to me and said "guess who i am". I said "A lady bug!" all excited like I guessed it right. Her face was priceless... She was fucking mini mouse. I see it now, clearly. But I was drunk so whatever. Also yelled at people off the balcony (tons of people were walking by in costumes) then a cop came by and said "hey you guys are going to need to quiet down" and I just said "AWESOME COSTUME DUDE!!" and he just laughed and walked off. Tonight I'm going down to sixth street in Austin and going to try and get into some clubs using my brothers ID, since I am only 19. And no one wants to go to 18 and up clubs. I'm definitely going to smoke before I go though, I can't ever drink a lot if I have a hangover that morning. Just taste like shit to me. But that's it for me. For now, maybe I will edit it tomorrow and tell you how tonight went.
this is more of a i have to take a shit on halloween but cant lol. im waiting for my family to leave so i can take a shit and its one of those ones thats hard as fuck to hold lol and they are taking forever fml edit ill report back with a real story tommorw lol
Im not doing shit for halloween lol. Went to see paranormal activity yesterday. My friends wanna go out and snatch candy and fuck shit up but i have had a crappy ass week and dont feel like going to jail on top of it all. Last year me and some 4 guys from the football team followed these one wannabe crips to there friends house and beat there asses on there doorstep for trying to jump my friend. It was purty funny.