United States foreign policy explained simply and satirically-I hear that you might have attacked me, so without evidence I just beat the living sh*t out of you and now you're a bloody mess, and everybody you love is dead, but here's some fresh water. Now we are your "saviors". You're welcome, we'll be taking control of your countries resources, imposing our immoral government and debt based economy on you regardless of what you want, and using your country as a military base. If you fight back you are now called Taliban. Good day!