:/ i was trying to see if anybody had sone interesting stuff to say i gotta watch how i word thinga from now on ha
So one time I'm with my homie and we see a cop pull onto the freeway and as we get closer the cop's just parked on the entrance behind some fucking cones(cones blocking the entrance). idk if we were both just high as fuck but that shit tripped us out. tl;dr Aliens
Onetime I was in a building with a bunch of friends and I saw a black cat walk by, then a couple seconds later another cat (looked like the same cat) walked by and I was like "Whoa, deja vu" Then they started freaking out and saying shit about glitches in the system. Omega369
This is pretty weird story from about two weeks ago. I was cooking some eggs, opened up the fresh dozen and cracked one into a bowl. I noticed it had two yolks I thought that was weird. Then I crack a second egg and to my surprise yet again two yolks. I figured it was a weird coincidence. I cracked a third yolk and it also had two yolks. At this point I got out my phone and recorded a video of cracking the eggs and every one has two yolks.
A coworker of mine broke her leg recently tripping ovef a black cat! That shit's no joke! You will have twins when you have kids. Were the eggs jumbo sized? That's crazy.