It's my personal conviction that the company "Underwood Typewriters" were an early form of social conditioning, styled to nurture our parent's generation into being slightly more accepting of the homosexual lifestyle than the previous, stronger generation of heterosexuals. I mean... "Underwood" -- what an obviously masonic euphemism for sodomy! John T. Underwood, the founder of the company was an obviously MASON with powerful ties. Want proof? When he died, they buried his body inside his pagan idol; earth. They then covered his grave with an inscribed stone. What further evidence do you need of his masonic stewardship? We should all be weary!