Underwood Typewriters and the Homosexual Agenda

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Sam_Spade, Jun 1, 2009.

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  1. It's my personal conviction that the company "Underwood Typewriters" were an early form of social conditioning, styled to nurture our parent's generation into being slightly more accepting of the homosexual lifestyle than the previous, stronger generation of heterosexuals.

    I mean... "Underwood" -- what an obviously masonic euphemism for sodomy!

    John T. Underwood, the founder of the company was an obviously MASON with powerful ties. Want proof? When he died, they buried his body inside his pagan idol; earth. They then covered his grave with an inscribed stone. What further evidence do you need of his masonic stewardship?

    We should all be weary!
  2. Want more proof?

    The author William Faulkner used an Underwood Typewriter. He used it to write his novel "The Mansion"

    Now, it doesn't take a genius to see the connection. When the letters "-n and -i" are removed; the word spells "MASON"
  3. Finally the proof we've all been waiting for! Now I guess the next logical thing to do would be to watch strait-porn all day, everyday to ensure that their master plan of turning us into homosexuals never gets fulfilled. :rolleyes::rolleyes:
  4. I think you're the first person to share my gay fetish with Underwood Typewriters!


    Homo-erotica at its finest, if you ask me...

  5. It gets even worse! Obama (The evil Tyrant of the NWO), quoted a Faulkner line during a speech in the race for the 2008 democratic nomination.

    Further proof that they are all part of the same malicious secret fraternity bent on world domination and social purification.

    I mean -- how can you logically deny a connection as solid as that? You want to just dismiss it as coincidence? Ohhhh how naive!

    That's what they WANT you to think!
  6. Degenerate Beat writer William S. Burroughs II was an heir to the Burroughs Corporation, formerly Burroughs Adding Machines.

  7. I never would have believed it but... It all makes sense now. Fuck this 'enjoying life' bullshit! How can I be happy when there is a global conspiracy to make my life suck?

    I'm off to build a fallout shelter for when the shit really goes down...
  8. Same, I'm leaving right now
  9. Hitler Used Rothschild Banker's Typewriter

    Hitler Used Rothschild Banker's Typewriter at Conspiracy Theories Forum
  10. everybody needs to hear about this -- I mean LOOK at the connections we're uncovering by just investigating a little!

    The NWO is after us!
  11. LOL - I hope that was pun was intentional!

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