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Discussion in 'General' started by Eyes, Oct 26, 2006.

  1. #1 Eyes, Oct 26, 2006
  2. #2 Rasta_Man, Oct 26, 2006
    I am laughing my ass off!!!

    type in jews.

    hahahaha i was laughing for 15 minutes!
     
  3. #3 Eyes, Oct 26, 2006

    Search Hitler and the like, and Your mom :D (The Your mom thing is random)
    “I have had it with these muthafuckin' Jews on this muthafuckin' Continent!”
    LMFAO!
     
  4. #4 Rasta_Man, Oct 26, 2006
    hahaha yup :D
     
  5. #5 Tbika, Oct 26, 2006
    John F. Kennedy ran, like the galaxy's biggest pot factory, or something. I mean, it was huge, man! Me and Chewbacca went there once, and damn, that place was awesome, man...
     
  6. #6 Rasta_Man, Oct 26, 2006
    Ways NOT to kill or fight zombies

    The following items should under no circumstance be used to fight zombies:
    1. Giving them oral sex.
    2. A Banana
    3. Books(excluding biographies, rulebooks)
    4. Acts of God
    5. Toothpaste
    6. Bags marked "Cani-Grow?"
    7. Large slabs of beef
    8. accordians
    9. condoms (Diaphragms work much better)
    10. Hexadecimal Values of Pi
    11. Captain Beefheart LPs
    12. Your Mum (she may be one already)
    13. Kung-fu
    14. Throwing a toaster
    15. The ball from a teather-ball pole
    16. Ultra Jesus
    17. foot in the face (not to be confused with the more popular "boot to the head")
    18. Throwing a tantrum
    19. Desu
    20. Trying to be funny
     
  7. #7 Tbika, Oct 26, 2006
  8. #8 Chronik-Judge, Oct 27, 2006
    Whatever you do, do not smoke marijuana. Contrary to popular belief, it isn't any more likely to make you intoxicated than smoking your shoes, and in fact may cause severe mutations. Not the really cool mutations like extra arms, or psychic powers, but the really depressing ones, like a vestigial tail, phallus-shaped tumors, mental retardation, and the enjoyment of Hippie shit. Due to the gamma rays emitted by Marijuana, The Government has determined that being even within 20 feet of Marijuana will turn you into an obese, evil, America hating communist. Only licensed Marijuana handlers are allowed to handle this volatile but neccesary commodity, like Willie Nelson, Bill Cosby and the one and only Santa Claus.
     
  9. #9 Krypto, Oct 27, 2006
    hahahaha search homosexual...its great...
     
  10. #10 Eyes, Oct 28, 2006
    God damn I love this site :D
     
  11. #11 sffan34, Oct 28, 2006
    I've been spending all my time at school when Im supposed to be doing work on a computer, on this site.
     
  12. #12 Jackattack, Oct 29, 2006
    [​IMG]
    That would be awesome.
     
  13. #13 Eyes, Nov 14, 2007
    -BUMP-

    Anyone high right now, get on this site right now.
     
  14. #14 Shalom Salaam, Nov 14, 2007
    haha, that site is excellent! :hello:
     
  15. #15 Blutteufel, Nov 14, 2007
    Don't forget Battle-Jesus.
     
  16. #16 JollyRoger227, Nov 14, 2007
    I cannot believe I never saw this but it's great :D

    The weed thing is hilarious
     
  17. #17 Eyes, Nov 14, 2007
    I just had a lol moment.
     

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