uncle god

What everyone does before they are forced to start a family and such..................womanizing and partying of course.

 

or she?

 

well, the details are fuzzy. He didnt get married. He just knocked himself up, gave birth to the universe as we know it, and then realized the responsibility of taking care of us all was too daunting so he threw our universe in the bottom of his closet next to his size 13 nike's and he's back to womanizing. Deadbeat....

 

so does that mean shaq is god or somethin? not cool

 

If god created the world, who the fuck created God ?

 

Actually Shaq wears a size 22.

Edit: Apparently the apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1148371036/A_Day_In_The_Life_Of_Jesus

 

Until man ceases to govern society, god will always be a he.

 

no need to avert your eyes. you ARE worthy.

 

hahaha, southpark is the shit!