Un-Cool Dealers

Two days ago, after waiting two weeks for bud, I got the call.
I am in Saraso-Duh down in Flori-Duh, the weed shithole of the universe.

I have to drive all the way to St. Petersburg for weed (about an hour away).
Its pouring rain so hard its white out and I have to cross this scary bridge
called "the Sunshine Skyway"....

I call the douche bag as I leave and say : "I am getting in the car now, hold that for me"

and sure enough when I get there with wet clothes and a dry Gas Tank,

HE SOLD IT OUT FROM UNDER ME!!!

Still no weed and what you get from jonesing from your friends is disgusting.

Tex-Mex Compressed Brown Frown with bad ammonia smell.

Goddammit I hate FLORIDA!!! I cant wait to move in March '07.

Maybe Vancouver, Maybe back to Maui, Maybe back to Aspen,
anywhere but Republican Nazi-Ass Flori-DUH!!!!!!

 

>> come to Canada!! . Weed is everywhere and doesn't smell like ammonia...


Amsterdam is well known to me, like that comfortable squeeze of that girlfriend you always call @ 2:00 am when you are drunk and horny and crying in your bhong.

Vancouver is somewhere I never been, exotic and enchanting like that randy girl at the coffee shop who is too young, too loud and says things you laugh at even if you have no idea what she is talking about....

Amsterdam or Vancouver?? Vancouver or Amsterdam??

How about other canadian cities? Is Toronto as cool as Vancouver? Is Quebec??

Isn't there some kind of Polling feature on this website?

Canada or Holland, that is the eternal question of life!!

 

I hate hate hate Sarasota.

When I lived in Aspen and Hawaii

I was never more than 8 hours away

from that phone call;

and I never knew compressed even existed,

much less brown frown.

Brown and coffee grounds is what you fertilize

smoke with, not what you smoked.

In Aspen and Hawaii, you would be beaten

with a stick if you tried to pass off brown

or compressed on someone.

I mean you couldn't even give it away.

I really miss that life where your only choices were:

1) superior

2) awe-inspiring

3) best you ever seen

Living any other way is just a waste of life.

Right after that interview in March I am moving

somewhere else and I will never look back

on Sarascrotum and its brown frown.

 

Lets face it : Bud Buddy (buds by mail) in BC or the cool coffeeshops
in Holland are the only way to go, Just imagine if Gasoline or Groceries
operated on the dealer system?

If marijuana wasn't overpriced by its cost of production, no one would
ever get any weed at all...

I was thinking about a town in holland since there isnt hardly any crime
in holland (compared to north america) and Vancouver has some
street crime, but I have never been to BC so I really cant knock it.

I guess I need to fork out $400 and check out BC for myself.
I love everything about Holland, I would wear Orange all the time
and try to learn the rules to that european game where they kick a
round ball around.

Decisions, Decisions, etc.