ULTIMATE Laziness Achieved.

Discussion in 'The Great Indoors' started by Fuck You Also, Dec 12, 2012.

  1. #1 Fuck You Also, Dec 12, 2012
    My friends friend offered to clean my STUDIO apartment twice a week AND cook for me for $75 a week :D

    FUCK YES.

    She'll text me grocery lists and cleaning supplies that need to be picked up AND she said if i teach her how to clean glass she'll clean my bongs :smoke:

    FUCK YES! lol
     
  2. #2 The Incredible, Dec 12, 2012
    whaaa i want to be this guy
     
  3. #3 MilkyLumpkinz, Dec 12, 2012
    u lucky mofo!
    I actually don't mind cooking & cleaning though
    I used to hate it but I got used to it
    thats a pretty good deal u got goin
    better not fuck it up :]
     
  4. #4 Fuck You Also, Dec 12, 2012


    She doesnt blaze either so she wont be smoking my shit :metal:
     
  5. #5 The Incredible, Dec 12, 2012

    haha i was about to say is she going to smoke you out and light your bowl too? :p
     
  6. #6 jizzledfreq, Dec 12, 2012
    My girlfriend cleans the house FOR FREE (she has a certain way of doing it) and I don't have to pay her.
     
  7. #7 RawStoner, Dec 12, 2012
    Hopefully she'll let you dress her in little French maid outfits and you'll get some fish taco out of that bitch.
     
  8. #8 JuicyGoose, Dec 12, 2012
    Right, I clean all the time and I would love to get paid. Especially when it's not my mess.
     
  9. #9 Fuck You Also, Dec 12, 2012
    Ya but with a girlfriend I can't live my dirty ass bachelor type lifestyle you see..

    Now all I need is a better apartment now lol
     

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