so im home from school today and just picked up some dank herb. i finish hitting my bong when i realized i HAVE NO FOOD! i dont have a car or bike to get anywhere and the nearest place to get food is like 1 mile away. what the fuck do i do now? and have any of you been this unprepared before?
If you really got the munchies that bad, you would haven o problem walking a mile away, thats like what 20-30 minutes ?
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holy fuckin shit best idea ever. i went back up to my kitchen to see what was up there. i saw we were out of bread but had a a hot dog bun left over from yesterday so i grabbed it and put in on a plate. finally found the peanut butter my mom bought so i grabbed that. then i grabbed some grape jelly. i put both the jelly and peanut butter on the inside of the hot dog bun really thick. i was about to eat it when i remembered we had bannas so i put one in the bun. then i put homey on top. was fucking awsome.
Haha fatboy how slow do you walk ? OJ mang but a mile is like 15 mins unless ur a snail . . Thats happened to me quite a few times too The worst part is when u realize that ur stomach has been needlessly devouring itself for the last hour
seee, now THERE ya go. although i know you coulda come up with somethin better than that. it's all about the scavenging. the other nite my boyfriend and i were like AHAAAAHHHHHHHHH our tummys are GRUMMMBLING and it was like 1am and we were supa baked but figured we had no food in the house-- well i found all kindsa random shit and made a bomby pasta with canned artichokes and tomaters with meatballs i found frozen in the back of the fridge. DUN DUN DUN. you are NEVER totaaaaaaaally out of food. sure, it never sounds as good as oh say, a trip to quiznos but the possibilities are endless when foraging the cupboards.