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U Kno U Need Med Mar When...

Discussion in 'Medical Marijuana Usage and Applications' started by Digit, Feb 14, 2003.

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u know u need medical cannabis when...

  1. ... you are about to put on a pink floyd album.

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  2. when 3 commercials for pharmacetical products combating different medical problems comes on the box

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  3. when the big Bong smoking, pink Elephant on a magic carpet disapears.

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  4. when it all gets too much... pain, stress, whatever. call this escapism? so what we all need to es

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  5. NEVER! you pot heads disgust me. there's no such thing as medical marijuana.

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  6. All cannabis, if used sensibly, is medical... so whenever you need medicating for whatever reason, n

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  7. when one day you realise all the pills are just making you worse.

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  8. you first try it recreationally and find out it has rid all your little niggling problems and pain.

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  9. you run out

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  1. hehe Polls :D
     
  2. boy you just outdid yourself with that one!

    i just went to the dr. yesterday an ya'll all be pleased to know im much better now :) still have a backache an all, but thats not soo bad. :D

    soooo, uh,um,, i really hate to ask but, i jus'carnt help it. what wrong with ya brotha?(besides being a tortured artist an all that?)...dont have to tell me im just curious.
    peace
     
  3. heya higha

    u just asked a question u might regret... it's a long list (so long i can never remember it all in one sitting)

    the standard medical probs:
    Asthma
    Exzema
    migraines
    back pains (twisted spine, lack of pelvis control, tight hamstrings) and that causes several other mobility problems
    Raynauds syndrome (a circulation problem, made worse by the cold and tobacco, and i live in a very cold place)
    Eating disorder. basically just a lack of appetite.
    hayfever
    general arthrodomy. (on the blood test, the bit for arthritis that goes from 0 - 15, i'm a 6... i don't know how bad that is, but its not that bad. i don't consider myself to have arthiritis)
    currently i also have a detatched muscle, one of the ones that hold up the left side of my stomach... quite uncomfortable and EXCRUTIATINGLY painfull at times, but i'm told this should sort itself
    THE NEW ONE= a lump on my right testicle! hooray! words cannot describe how happy i was to discover that! (sarc) but it's been tested and no cancer PHEW! just a sist (cyst?).
    other problems include: stress, occasional depression.


    i focus on the negative a little too much (maybe that's from being scottish/british), or perhaps it only seems that way on the outside... i mean, I don't speak of the good things and the silver linings because, well... they are already sorted, its already good, nothing more needed... I go on about the negative because to fix a problem you must first identify it.


    other things wrong with me.

    often consider myself socially inept.

    i'm a poor anti-capitalist living in a capitalist environment.

    I still have MAJOR hang ups about women because several years ago the girl i fell in love with and had fancied for 4 years, then got herself involved in a complex situation where she and i got together for a couple of days only to have her use me to get with my best friend at that time. (needless to say he not my friend anymore since he also used me to get to her.. and being my best friend, he KNEW how much she meant to me. ... and i'm reluctant to add... still means to me.

    I'm addicted to tobacco

    no will power (or at least not enough to manage to quit smokin backy)

    other things other people think are wrong with me, but i don't necessarily think theres anything wrong with them.

    smelly dirty and untidy ...ok, maybe not smelly (except cannabis smell) that's just my own paranoya since i wash myself and my clothes less than most people. people have actually commented on how nice i smell! i couldn't beleive it!
    a bit too aithiest
    a bit too socialist
    a bit too cold logical
    too much of a dreamer
    too anti-authoritarian
    too leftwing
    not grounded enough ie not worrying about little things (this I see as just being a big picture kinda guy)
    pretentious (what good artist isnt?)
    my hippy long hair get's everywhere.
    cannabis smoker ;)
    don't drink enough booze (well what can i say, i'm friends with students)
    let the troubles of the world trouble me too much (noooo! i've got it right everyone else has it wrong... no one else opens themselves to it enough, they've all got accustomed to seeing starving ethiopians and war)
    don't cut my fingernails enough (having long thumb and index finger nails is a practacle consious desision)


    aaaaaaaand i'm spent! that was fun.
    I love self analysis. i just wish some of the stupid and ignorant people of the world had that same opinion.

    hahha! timing!
    Bush just came on the TV when i wrote that!
     
  4. Digit-you are so into yourself aren't you. How old are you?
     
  5. into myself?

    as in self obsessed? naahhhhh. :) you should ask me what's wrong with the world and see how long the list gets. I just need to know what's wrong with me for the day i have to go into court and regurgitate all that in defence of my use of cannabis.

    age?
    a mere 21.

    that's a heckovalotta problems for a 21 year old huh?


    ADDED:

    OH! And i'm a surrealist artist... that might explain why i seem self obsessive.
     
  6. You are definitely too young to have that many problems and that is unfortunate indeed. I'm 29 and my list is much shorter. Sorry I called you "into yourself". I was feeling a bit bitchy when I wrote that. Hope you feel better with at least some of your ailments (and maybe you need a better doctor) soon.
     
  7. yeah, i need a doctor who will write a note sayin i need cannabis to help out, so i can send the note to the MMCO (medical Marijuana Co-Operative) and get free, clean medical cannabis.

    better yet a Doctor who would stand by me in a court of law. ... what? WHAT? I can dream can't I?
     
  8. Anyone who gets medical bud can u answer this
    when they do issue u medical bud how much does it cost and do they prescribe you with your own peices or anything?
    will ur insurance pay for it? that would rule lol
     
  9. So what happened to you involving MJ that you have to go to court? What are the laws there like? Are you maybe gonna go to jail?
     
  10. na, i'm not currently expectin any court dates... but with my fairly high profile pro-cannabis stance, it's a constant threat.

    I got busted for smoking in a Club once... we were silly, had two joints (joint no. 3 and Joint no. 4) sitting in the same place, and this stuff really stunk... bouncers were no more than 12 foot away! I "got off" with a £50 "fine". I could have disputed the bribe taken it to court, running the risk of a show trial. However, My bro had just had a son over in america and i really wanted to see him, so i couldn't risk getting banged up or having a criminal record. And I don't think the defence of "medical neccesity" would have held up much under the circumstances. And i already knew what was happening to GanjaCat pleading the Human Rights defence... which should stand up in court... it is legal and propper... but the legal bods don't want to admit that. My one Regret is that I got a buddy, Vince busted too. It was my weed, my idea... my fault.

    next time though...
    the law will have to deal with me... and i might get done for contempt of court dozens of times but i'll put a fucking good fight for cannabis, the lurvliest plant in the whole friggin Solar system!



    well, wasn't that a nice little story.
    I'm getting bored of it though... told it like a billion times, to just about every stoner i meet. :D
     
  11. Digit, sounds like you've had a hard life my friend.

    You need the medicinal mj. The doctors around here want to give people addictive pain relievers that will keep you from having a life.

    I have back, neck, and hip problems. The doctors started out with heavy pain killers. Got to the point that I couldn't even function. Then they give me a natural herb that was much better but still didn't solve my problems. Marijuanna is the only reason that I can go to bed and rest. With out mj I am up at least four to five times a night and don't rest enough to work.


    So there are many things the docs want to prescribe but no matter how well it works, MJ is not one of them!
     


  12. right on man, ill toke one for ya ;D
     
  13. damn digit. sounds like you kinda got crapped on in the gene pool. sorry to hear about your ailments, and wish you the best of luck in your pursuit of medical mj.

    i've got the arthritis like a bitch in my right ankle, both knees, both hips, and my neck. at the rate i'm at i'm going to need hip/knee replacement surgery within the next 10 years... so the cold weather makes walking around for me quite a struggle. combine this with insomnia and you get a grumpy Cottons in the mornings, LOL.

    i don't believe in taking OTC meds or pain killers for the pain due to their long-term side affects, and sleeping pills are just out of the question... so i guess i'm just gonna have to deal.

    oh well... could be worse.
     
  14. u just asked a question u might regret... it's a long list (so long i can never remember it all in one sitting)



    id not have asked if i really didnt want to know so thanks for your time.......




    the standard medical probs:
    Asthma
    Exzema
    migraines
    back pains (twisted spine, lack of pelvis control, tight hamstrings) and that causes several other mobility problems
    Raynauds syndrome (a circulation problem, made worse by the cold and tobacco, and i live in a very cold place)
    Eating disorder. basically just a lack of appetite.
    hayfever
    general arthrodomy. (on the blood test, the bit for arthritis that goes from 0 - 15, i'm a 6... i don't know how bad that is, but its not that bad. i don't consider myself to have arthiritis)
    currently i also have a detatched muscle, one of the ones that hold up the left side of my stomach... quite uncomfortable and EXCRUTIATINGLY painfull at times, but i'm told this should sort itself
    THE NEW ONE= a lump on my right testicle! hooray! words cannot describe how happy i was to discover that! (sarc) but it's been tested and no cancer PHEW! just a sist (cyst?).
    other problems include: stress, occasional depression.



    ok, a few of those could be tolerable but a huge pain in the ass. detatched stomach muscle...i hope it "sorts itsself "quickly for you as that does sound excruiatating..now if i had testicals the LAST thing id like to find on one would be a lump......quite honestly thank god it isnt cancer.. bet that testing was probably fun eh? (sarc)....this comes from a girl wwho owes thousands of $$ for all kinds of lovely tests and pokes. and if i had testies theyda been at them too. your maladies might have somthing to do with the occasional depression, mine do.

    i focus on the negative a little too much (maybe that's from being scottish/british), or perhaps it only seems that way on the outside... i mean, I don't speak of the good things and the silver linings because, well... they are already sorted, its already good, nothing more needed... I go on about the negative because to fix a problem you must first identify it.


    ah i think yur right.



    other things wrong with me.

    often consider myself socially inept.


    aint we all?.....


    i'm a poor anti-capitalist living in a capitalist environment.

    "...............?"



    I still have MAJOR hang ups about women because several years ago the girl i fell in love with and had fancied for 4 years, then got herself involved in a complex situation where she and i got together for a couple of days only to have her use me to get with my best friend at that time. (needless to say he not my friend anymore since he also used me to get to her.. and being my best friend, he KNEW how much she meant to me. ... and i'm reluctant to add... still means to me.

    indeed that sucks, your friend sucked.... you let out the fact that your kind hearted, thats a good thing.

    I'm addicted to tobacco

    me too

    no will power (or at least not enough to manage to quit smokin backy)


    me either, but the day will come.


    other things other people think are wrong with me, but i don't necessarily think theres anything wrong with them.

    smelly dirty and untidy ...ok, maybe not smelly (except cannabis smell) that's just my own paranoya since i wash myself and my clothes less than most people. people have actually commented on how nice i smell! i couldn't beleive it!
    a bit too aithiest
    a bit too socialist
    a bit too cold logical
    too much of a dreamer
    too anti-authoritarian
    too leftwing
    not grounded enough ie not worrying about little things (this I see as just being a big picture kinda guy)
    pretentious (what good artist isnt?)
    my hippy long hair get's everywhere.
    cannabis smoker ;)
    don't drink enough booze (well what can i say, i'm friends with students)
    let the troubles of the world trouble me too much (noooo! i've got it right everyone else has it wrong... no one else opens themselves to it enough, they've all got accustomed to seeing starving ethiopians and war)
    don't cut my fingernails enough (having long thumb and index finger nails is a practacle consious desision)


    lol on the 2 fingernails....as for a few others on that list, thats why we like ya :)


    aaaaaaaand i'm spent! that was fun.
    I love self analysis. i just wish some of the stupid and ignorant people of the world had that same opinion.

    many do.

    agin thanks for sharin with me.
    *add to my list of concerns digits right testie, they make a nice pair an should always remain close.

    peace
     
  15. crit, got a gun?

    thnx awatha

    cottons, poor guy. i feel for ya. its especially shite to have something wrong with the parts of your body that grant mobility. although i found in times of lack of mobility i did manage to accuire a better afinity and respect and empathy for the plants & trees.

    ps... hahahahaha I just realised i didn't write insomnia! guess that one was obvious tho.
     
  16. lol, it's all good... it usually goes away after an hour or so... i feel for you as well friend... must be a bitch to have so much wrong with ya. i hope you find relief from most or all of it asap.
     
  17. IF ANYONE PICKED THE 5TH ONE FROM THE BOTTOM... THEN U SHOULDNT BE ON THIS SITE....
     
  18. I agree with smokin&tokin. If you chose 5 you should be nowhere near here!
     
  19. but no one did pick that option
     
  20. can this get moved to teh med forum? thnx mods.

    i just read through this again... woah. i'm fucked up. it sucks being me. i almost managed to forget how bad it can get. summer has been reasonably kind to me.

    maybe i should show this to the ol doc of mine and see what he prescribes.
     

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