lmao im high as shit right now this is one of my favourite pothead: hello sir may i have directions ? man: shure where do you want to go ? pothead: UPP ^^ points up another one is .. DOOD MY EYES ARE SOO GREEN !!! i mean red ! or the stopsign turns green ..ITS GREEEN MAN ITS FUCKING GREEN (outloud) i dunno whats your phrases .. theres more but i need to think more ohh i got some funny jokes for high times (with these jokes i dont mean any prejudice againstanyone there just jokes) what do you call a gay rhyno ??? a rhynoSOREass what u call a lesbian rhyno ?? a lickalottapuss !!! lol dont bann me because of the jokes tho its just jokes peace
"pass that shit to the left already!" "so...what's going on right now?" "I can honestly say...I love weed"
"Man i got cotton mouth like a bitch right now." My most used phrase ^ I get cottonmouth so bad when i smoke, i always have to have something to drink. Always.
its like they start tellin the story right when there passed the blunt, lol, tell me after man n hit the blunt u know, haha an yea people bitchin bout cottonmouth all the time!
you want a shotgun , tryin to hit up the Wendy's, lets go play smash brothers,man im high as shit right now, put the blunt down 5-0, and hope you moms not awake
"Dude we need some munchies" "how long have we been smoking this blunt it feels like forever" "TACOS!!!!!!" "Dude are you high?......I'm trippin balls!!!!"
My all time favorite one is what happend the other night when i was chillin with some friends. It was a conversation between my friend and I -wait dude...what? what? -no, what'd u say? i wasnt talking man... -i know, you said something to me wait, what?...dude i've been watchin TV -what the fuck?..werent you just talking to me? uuhhh...no...wait I was? -I think it was the TV -truuu..wanna spark another J? hahahaa
"weed makes me happy" "now WHERE tha fucks that headshop" (walking down the street asking random people for where the headshop is) "DUDE we NEED some visine !!!" in the pharmacy "I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND VISINE"(jumping up and down and everyone looking weird at me) "im soo high i think i am higher than you !" SOUTH PARK hes CLUELESS (to towlie) plus i think hes high towlie: dont call ME shoeless YOUR shoeless !!! dude: .. yeah ? well your a towel towlie: YOUR a towel !!! the manager: thats it your fired towlie: YEAH your fired !! manager: no not him YOUR fired towlie:AWWW jus waked and baked !!!! (its morning here) peace
Straight up just "Hey man" it can be played out multiple ways... Seriously "Hey man!" Stonedly "Heeeeeyyyyyyyyy maaaaaaannnn" Greetorously "Hey man, wat up?" ................ lol it goes on forever
me: Yeah man Friend: Sweet That's so common between me and my mate its unreal. I think we've worn those words out far too much...