What are some of the stupid but funny things you have done when your stoned. For example, i always get stoned and then play video games, and then ile turn it off to watch TV, and then like an hour later ile realize im watching some weird ass show on channel 3, and sometimes even though i notice, i look around for the remote but cant find it, so just trance out again and watch it for like another hour. Or like, be making food and go back to the TV and realize u forgot your food. Or one that ALWAYS happens to me, is ile be watching TV, then during commercial, i COMPLETELY forget what the hell i was watching and sit there and try to remember until it finally just comes back on. Those arent that funny but im sure u guys have funnier ones. edit: Oh yeah, one time, it wasnt me but it was my friend, me and him and like 3 other people were in my backyard smoking, and the bowl was empty, but it was cold out, and my friend was so stoned that while we were all talking, he kept hitting it and every time he exhaled his breath would hang in the air so he thought it was still hitting. We were stoned too so we didnt even call him on it till like, 5 minutes after he started doing it lmao.
Haha, one time me and my buddy were pretty stoned and he was about to smoke a bowl... I just watched him taking hits with the lighter burning a good 3 inches away, not even making contact with the weed.
I forget all the time what Im watching on tv when Im high. But i think a mistake I commonly make is leaving the oven on after making pizza rolls or something. I should probably try and improve on that one.
Ahh informercials are the enemy! When I was in high school that's all that would be on TV before classes, and that shit sucked. Hard. I usually try and find shows like Prison Break, House, ReGenesis, etc. Showcase is a great channel for quality TV shows, so I usually end up watching that all night.
haha samurai champloo ended like 30 minutes ago or some shit, or maybe it was an hour. i was smokin a J. Ill have all these plans, like what imma do when im high... and ill smoke and just wind up sittin on ma couch eating and watching w/e channel is on haha
^^^ Many times with me also, instead of doing something i had planned ill just chill and zone out on a show. Or like if im trying to get something done on my computer, ill always branch off and do another 10 things at the same time lol, ill have all these unfinished tasks i started. Happens to me all the time lol yeah ive done that before lol, just watch the weather channel for like 20 min strait haha
I smoked a blunt after school today before I went home. About an hour later I decided it was time for a bowl, and that I had to do something different today. I put my dog on a leash and walked a couple blocks to the woods near my house. I wanted to get into the middle of the woods before I smoked, but at this time of year they're pretty much a swamp. It took about 20 minutes to get to a nice dry spot, but it took alot of zigzagging. I pack my bowl, reach for my lighter..... FUCK no lighter.
ahh last night i opened up a can of chef boyardee ravioli, put it in a bowl, put the bowl in the microwave watched tv and came back 5 minuts later to get my ravioli brought it to the living room to watch some more tv and forgot a fork, so i got the fork went back to eat and after the first one i realized i never turned the microwave on..eww i do something stupid every night i just remember this because it was last night..and sorry for rambling
ya i always do shit like that but usually when i want to do somthing before i smoke i do it or i just do it before. best channel to watch is the spanish channel for like three hours it was like hahaha really
i was watching random commercials in all sorts of diffrent languages and jus laughing my ass off then i went through like 40 channels of jus like nothingness and colored lines and shit (my cable is fucked up) and i waited 5 minutes on each trying to figure ut what it was until i realized that im an idiot ,..... then i sat in my bed talking to my buddies in the same room .. and my weed plants where moving .. and i was like yo .. my plants r moving .... and we tried communicating with them .. (picture 10 people trying to communicate with weed plants) and then we came to the conclusion that we couldnt communicate with them because they were too high now it wasent only weed we had taken tho .. it was more of a combination of dxm shrroms and some weak ass lsd .. but still .. trippin balls on weed its pretty much jus talking to someone trying to sound smart and sober .. then forgetting what the fuck i was talking about and asking the person what i was talking about or like me: dude being high messes your short term memory dude its so fucking awesome you get the memory of a goldfish ... forgetting everything you sayed after like 5 minutes other dude: so your saying your like a goldfish dude me : goldfish ? why the fuck are we talking about goldfish other dude: well you just sayed that about the memory you know me: man shut the fuck up ... dammn goldfish 5 minutes later ohhh yeah man .. the goldfish memory thing ... yeah man its fucking awesome good times im high right now too peace gc
Me and two other friends sat down in my room and two of us smoked a bowl or 2 of some DANK but my other friend stayed sober(ish, he kinda got a lil hotboxed, lol) and i kept on asking my other friend if he remembered anything that happened the second before loads of times all night, my sober friend was apparently counting and i asked him it 37 times without realising. 37 times the same question again and again and again without realising i was even asking him the question and each time he answered i'd forget what he said and ask him again, lol. Also my friend gave me a blunt after and i was still baked and i was like WTF???? and dropped to the ground with my hands on my head because i thought he pulled a gun on me, lol. Then he was like "get the fuck up and take the blunt bitch it aint no gun" so i got up, took it and was like "???" and decided to eat it. It was raw but it tasted good coz i got the munchies, lol. I hope you guys understand this shit coz i sure dont??? Still a lil blazed.
haha, this isnt really a story from when i was high, but it very well could happen .one time, i was drunk with my brothers and some other people, and my sister in law lit a cigarette backwords haha
hahah, man, i'll be flipping through the channels, you'll usually find me stopping on the teletubbies and watch half of it before i realize that this is really fucked. or the shopping network, stupid shit you would never normally think about watching.
shit i smoke all day everyday so yea i got short term memory and did almost everything everybody here said happen to them never never ate a blunt though thats just plain violation to the weed book lol. but the shit i hate the most is lieing to my wife cause she knows i smoke so wen she thinks im lieing she will wait about a day or 2 then ask me the same Q? and ill remember the Q? but allways forget wut i told her.