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Discussion in 'General' started by Stoogemeister, May 16, 2010.

  1. attractive male specimen, good for everything, it says im very tappable lol, apparently im also an incredible lacrosse player as well as "the sickest redneck badass ever"
    no lie that shits really there.
     
  2. Da most sexyiest n smartest guy in da world. Straight all da way. Awesome in everything

    ****** is so smart always cool.
     
  3. a ridiculously huge cock
    "he's hung like justin"

    1. an awesome dude who could take over the world
    2.genious
    3.has tons of friends
     
  4. Ethan
    known for his good looks,whitty charm, and having a much larger penis than Colin.

    LOL! wtf i have a friend named colin everyone gives shit for trying to look like me and act like me. the main harassment concerns his penis.
    im almost positive this was written by someone i know...
     
  5. the baddest ass guy you will ever meet and loves to have fast and hard intercourse
    Dude, I just had the best John last night

    Heh, about the worst thing I found for John. Most of them were girls saying I'm the best man ever. So true.

    However:

    A guy with a great sense of humor who will tell a joke or tickle you just to make you smile. A kind and compassionate individual who enjoys helping others. He is a good listener and an excellent communicator. He will not leave you guessing or assuming what he meant or how he feels. He is one of the most honest men you would ever meet. He is a fun and exciting guy to be around. He is so charming and sexy it shines through in the subtle way he touches your hand. He is an absolute treasure of a man.
    Friend: "Why are you smiling?"

    Girl: "I'm smiling because I have a John in my life."

    is also a good description of me.
     

  6. my name to :wave:
     
  7. Latin for Priceless but issued as a common Italian males name
    Shortened Version:Tony
    Hey Anthony if you don't get downstairs no spaghetti tonight for you boy.

    Hey Tony, the FBI is crackin' down on our operation i'll get Jimmy Bags to take them down the river.


    That made me lol so hard.
     
  8. Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
     
  9. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".


    :laughing:
     
  10. #51 Drivenone, May 17, 2010
    Last edited by a moderator: May 17, 2010
    Drivenone definitions, in,

    A person who has been pushed around by everyone and everything to the point where he no longer cares and will no longer be driven.

    A person so close to the edge

    An immovable force
     
  11. CHRIS
    A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
    Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.

    -slang for huge cock, like incredibly huge.
    oh man I wish I had a chris in me.
     
  12. jenny.


    An amazing, beautiful, caring, creative girl. She is the epitome of a goddess, and anyone would kill to have her. She can do anything she sets her mind to, and she's wonderful.


    :)
     
  13. LOL mine were pretty badass and accurate

    Jesse

    a complete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls

    extremly amazing. very fly. person who is very loved <3 :)

    Litteral Meaning- God exists.
    MY MEANING

    Anyone named Jesse will never die a virgin. '

    A very manly man.

    I can get down with all of those.
     
  14. Well theres a thing like numerology but for names, that the name you have will influence your personality. Could be why.
     
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    a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.

    Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?"
    Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true ben"

    and he's a great kisser and will stay wih you when your feeling lonley
    ben is the best i have ever had
    lose lostinator losing lost loser
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    One who has insanely large cock. Probably the most awesome person ever, and every girl thinks he is sexy. Is good at many things, and very original. Not a poser in any way shape or form.
    Oh...no thats not a parade, they are just following Ben.
    ben benjamin benjo benenese bj
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    A £10 bag of weed. Used throughout england!
    "ey blud cud u shot me a ben?" "yeh mate!" "safe."

    fuck yeah son
     
  16. -Daniel

    hahaha, I love it!
     
  17. Vince

    the sweetest boy you will ever meet. he's tall, dark, and handsome (; he'll stay on the phone with you forever, sing to you when he's high, and throw rocks on your window till you sneak out. and i love it..!<3
    Vince is so fine he make's gay boys consider being girls !
     
  18. Vardon:

    -A female hard on of the vagina.
     
  19. Logan

    1)

    A unisex name, generally male however, of Scottish origin. It means "little hollow."
    Generally a man of great character, possessed of a fabulous sexual magnitism. Courageous, your quintessential knight-in-shining armor type.
    Example: "Logan is the perfect boyfriend."


    2) The hottest guy alive.
    The kind of guy that will rock YOUR world.
    Dude, he's such a logan


    6) (basically me)
    A creature lurking around somewhere in the Romanian countryside. Logan is a sexlicious man-beast.

    Logan has wings made of chocolate.
    "Okay kids, your father's going to tell you the story of the time he encountered the Logan! Yeah, I know....wow."
     

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