Two pretzels walked into a bar...

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by irish_texan, Jan 21, 2014.

  1. Two pretzels walked into a bar. One was assaulted.

  2. Dude I'm to high and don't understand please explain? Sent from under a tree.
  3. One of them was assaulted, like attacked. Or... One of them was a salted pretzel, as in the other one was unsalted.
  4. I get that now but still kinda confused haha Sent from under a tree.
  5. Haha I heard this like 10 years ago, 

    2 sausages frying in a pan, 1 sausage looks over to the other and says "It's hot in here", other sausage goes "Look, a talking sausage!" 
  6. Lol i like chicken jewels response to the pretzel joke. Made it even funnier lol

    Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Grasscity Forum mobile app
  7. I was so freaking baked. Like God Damn how did I not understand that. But whatever it makes others happy so I'm happy lol

    Sent from under a tree.

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