Two pretzels walked into a bar...

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by irish_texan, Jan 21, 2014.

  1. #1 irish_texan, Jan 21, 2014
    Two pretzels walked into a bar. One was assaulted.

     
  2. #2 ChickenJewel, Jan 21, 2014
    Dude I'm to high and don't understand please explain? Sent from Divineknightsclan.com under a tree.
     
  3. #3 irish_texan, Jan 21, 2014
    One of them was assaulted, like attacked. Or... One of them was a salted pretzel, as in the other one was unsalted.
     
  4. #4 ChickenJewel, Jan 21, 2014
    I get that now but still kinda confused haha Sent from Divineknightsclan.com under a tree.
     
  5. #5 BackwoodsStoner, Feb 1, 2014
    Hahaha
     
  6. #6 WeedMongerer, Feb 1, 2014
    Haha I heard this like 10 years ago, 

    2 sausages frying in a pan, 1 sausage looks over to the other and says "It's hot in here", other sausage goes "Look, a talking sausage!" 
     
  7. #7 bubba ho-tep, Feb 12, 2014
    Lol i like chicken jewels response to the pretzel joke. Made it even funnier lol

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  8. #8 ChickenJewel, Mar 7, 2014
    I was so freaking baked. Like God Damn how did I not understand that. But whatever it makes others happy so I'm happy lol

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