Two old men aand a whore house

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by Bud Head, Sep 2, 2001.

  1. These two old men whose wives had passed away 3-5 years ago, decided to go to a whore house for a little pleasure. When they arrived and went in the maddam met them in the front. She asked what they would like and the old men told her about their wives and that they would like to see some girls. the maddam said that every one was buisy at the moment ,but if they wanted to wait they should have a seat.

    The Maddam then went upstairs where she met one of the girls coming down the hall. She told the girl about the two old men and if she thought since they were so buisy if she was to get two blow up dolls and put them in the rooms if she thought the old guys would realise they were not real. The girl told her she thought they would not know since they were in their mid to late 90's and they hadn't had sex in a while. So they blew up to dolls and put them in the rooms. The maddam then went down stairs and told the old men what rooms to go to.

    After the one of the men finished he went outside to smoke a cigarette while waiting for the second one.

    When the second old man come out he asked the first one how his went. The first old man rplied that it was the best he had in a long time. The first old man asked the second how his was. The second old man replied, it was great till he bit her on the tit, and she farted real loud and blew out the window.
     
  2. *LMAO* Thanks, BudHead
     

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