Two cowboys, one from Alabama and the other from Oklahoma, walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly (Yeah Right!, quietly) about cattle prices. Suddenly a women at a table behind them, who had been eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress, and the cowboys turn to look at her. "Kin ya swaller?" asks the Okie. The women shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe? asks the Bama cowboy. The women, begining to turn a bit blue, shakes her head no again. Well the Bama cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thighs up to the small of her back without missing anything. This shocks the women to a violent orgasm, and the obstruction shoots out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe normal again. The cowboy walks back to the bar and resumes drinking his beer. His partner from Oklahoma pats him on the back and says "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver for choking people before, but ain't nevere seen no one do it to anybody."