What are some of the most creative and interesting twitter bio's you have read? Post yours or somebody else's who has a cool one, feel free to rate or whatever your beautiful heart desires, idgaf Mine favorite is: "The colander of enlightenment is waiting to strain the pollutants of modernity from your lobotomized and anesthetized brain. Burn your veil." or another one I like aka it's mine "The common pre-apocalyptic, non-alien, un-average stoner."