Here goes... A man is sitting at home and gets a call from the doctor. The doctor tells the guy to get to the hospital as soon as he can because she was in a horrible accident. The guy arrives at the hospital and the doctor comes over to talk to him. "I have some bad news, your wife has been in a horrible car accident that has left her paralyzed from the neck down. From now on you're going to have to feed her, bathe her, clean up her crap, move her, and do everything for her from now on. The man is sad and says, "that really sucks, y'know." Well so he is pretty much depressed. Then the doctor looks at him and says....... I'm Just kidding! She's dead!
Man pacing up and down waiting for his pregnant wife to give birth. So the doctor comes out and says: "I have good news and bad news." "What?" says the man "I'm afraid, your baby has ginger hair." "Oh my god" says the man "It's alright though.... ... The good news is that he's dead."