Yes, turtle porn.... So the other day I was watching this show called wild russia, which is kinda like planet earth, only in russia... But its still a great show to watch baked cause of all the high def nature and wildlife videos Anyways this episode had a pair of turtles walking around in russia when all of the sudden the bigger turtle chases down the smaller turtle and pretty much starts raping her... So i'm like whatever, this is national geographic and it will be over soon, then it will be more wolves ripping apart russian buffalo's or some crazy shit but this scene goes on for awhile and the camera starts zooming into the turtles facial expressions and slow love making music starts playing and i start asking myself when does a nature documentary become turtle rape porn? but alas pondering is interrupted with knocking and i go into panic mode for a sec cause someone is about to walk in on me watching russian turtle porn but then i realized that the knocking sound was coming from the two turtles shells knocking together and im just stoned -____-
Haha ever seen a turtle dick? I'm pretty sure there is a vid on YouTube where you can see a turtle dry humb some ball or so and that thing is fucking weird, creeped me the hell out the first time I saw it. I might search for it later Not sure if disgusting or just wonder of nature [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTCCluxy5k&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/ame]
Its not that bad bro, but then again I'm not to much of a puss on that matter, it's by far not the worst thing I've ever seen. It's like a blood pumpin flower penis in Purple color