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Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Fadetoblack, Oct 21, 2006.

  1. #1 Fadetoblack, Oct 21, 2006
    Ok, this is a semi long story, or atleast it is in my head, i dont know, im stoned as hell.

    So ive been tokin' for about.... 7 years? Give or take a few months, and I love to smoke with animals, they are great when your high. I have smoked with everything, from Cats, to dogs, to my bunny, and even a talking parot. Well today i was chillin' outside around 1 AM, and im smoking a bowl. And then all of a sudden i hear a massive gobble, so i freak out and hide everything. Well next thing i know, i hear little scraping sounds, and i see a turkey walking up my fucking porch steps. So its just chilling out on the little platform that connects the two small sets of stairs together. And so i spark up again, and start blowing hits to the turkey. The thing was scared shitless at first and whenever i went near it, it would gobble like fucking crazy, so i just blew smoke near it. Well anyways, im toking away, and im out, so i put my bong down outside to run back in to repack the bowl, and i come back out, and the turkey has his head in the bong. So im thinking, what the fuck is going on? So i spark up the bowl with the turkey now a few feet from me, and really start to get it high. And he was one of those paranoid stoners because he was looking around everywhere and listening to everything, he started to freak out at the TV in the window, it was crazy.

    So anyways, i smoke a bowl with my new found friend, and then he gets bored and starts to hobble down the stairs to go on his way, and he fell down the stairs.

    So thats my story guys, I will miss that little fella. And i hope to see him soon, as my munchies after a nice blunt on Thanksgiving day!
     
  2. #2 racoonsuit, Oct 21, 2006
    nice. i wanna get a turkey high now.
     
  3. #3 LongIslandBlunt, Oct 21, 2006
    hahaha good story bro, i too love smoking with gods cretures. + rep
     
  4. #4 Fadetoblack, Oct 21, 2006
    Hahaha, thanks man. It was a fun time, that little guy freaked me the hell out though when he first came up. But he is a chill guy haha.
     
  5. #5 qwerty1234, Oct 21, 2006
    hahah this story made me smile so much man!

    Thanks alot for sharing.
     
  6. #6 Fadetoblack, Oct 22, 2006
    Haha, anytime man. The little guy came back tonight, it was awesome! He didnt come to close this time, he stayed on the ground level, the stairs were a bitch to him yesturday. But i went down there and blew a few hits at him and tossed him some bread.
     
  7. #7 mooglemage, Oct 22, 2006

    next thing we know youre going to have pics of the turkey milking up a roor.
    and rolling big turkey blunts.
     
  8. #8 Fadetoblack, Oct 22, 2006
    Tonight if im home and he comes back im going to take a pic for GC
     
  9. #9 Love & Loyalty, Oct 23, 2006

    Enjoyed the story ... if I had the chance I would love smoking with all of the creatures that have biologically came around through means of Darwinian natural selection.
     
  10. #10 Fadetoblack, Oct 24, 2006
    Sad news ladies and gents! Very sad news, there have been reports of fisher cats in my area, and my newly found friend was killed last night on his way over to bake with me :( I heard a odd noise outside in the woods and i snagged my Katana and headed out there to only see my good friend the turkey being killed by the fucking fishercat. I smoked a blunt for that little guy :(
     
  11. #11 TokinMartian, Oct 24, 2006
    lmao his head was in the bong
     
  12. #12 Fadetoblack, Oct 24, 2006
    Thats just fancy talk for you dont believe in god right? :hello: yay im smart!
     
  13. #13 stickyone13, Oct 24, 2006
    Man, that's badass you got to smoke/chill with a turkey! +rep if I can. I still don't have a clue how this whole repping thing works, but that's a badass story. It sucks so bad that your friend got eaten. I would've LOVED to see a pic of that turkey with his head in your bong! I too love smoking with animals. they're so much more badass when you're high. It's like i can actually understand my mom's cats when they talk to me while i'm high, like i'm dr fucking doolittle or some shit. badass story man.
     
  14. #14 Mindless~!~?, Oct 25, 2006
    Sorry to hear man, but hey, atleast you knew him, before he passed.
     
  15. #15 kevdoggystyle, Oct 25, 2006
    great story man, im lovin it, you should fry him in cannabus-oil for thanksgiving! +riggety riggety rep
     
  16. #16 Fadetoblack, Oct 25, 2006
    Haha, thanks, he was a cool guy :p I can still get a pic of him..... but he has no neck or left leg....
     
  17. #17 StonedRoller, Oct 26, 2006
    Do it.
     
  18. #18 Fadetoblack, Oct 26, 2006
    Haha, alrighty man. Ill take the pic tomorrow before i head off to school and upload it tomorrow night.
     

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