trying to keep my laptop porn-free

Discussion in 'General' started by jimboob, Feb 23, 2009.

  1. got a new laptop for christmas, and i made a promise to myself to keep it clean, this is a familly show. so far so good.

    my cousins computer is discusting, you turn it on and a message pops up that basicly says "if you download one more boobie, i will explode". seriously i just want to put that poor thing out of its misery.

    btw what else can you get viruses from?
     
  2. Or you should just get porn that is without spyware or adware, like the rest of us.
     
  3. Or you should just get a good anti-virus software.
     
  4. PPPOORRNN!!!

    everybody love porn! seriously, I told myself when I got new computer, no porn. well I couldn't resit.
     
  5. AVG all the way
     
  6. A computer without porn is like a t.v. with only commercials. Jk but anything might have viruses in them. Just be careful and have a good anti virus program.
     
  7. haha thats funny
     
  8. anything can has it

    downloading music illegally...ect.

    [free xbox 360....]

    a emulator site for the first xbox gave my old computer that sign, not porn.

    Just tred lightly. If you have another computer and have something untrustworthy you wanna check out, check it out on the other comp.
     
  9. redtube.com
     
  10. Use a free porno streaming website, xnxx for example would work.
     
  11. 1. Use Firefox instead of Internet Explorer. Get your porn from websites with Flash video, like the rest of us. (Unless you need super high-definition porn?)

    2. Periodically run something like MBAM -- the free version is fine.

    3. If you can, buy a decent anti-virus application. If you can't, there are some websites you can visit that will scan your computer, or you can run something like ClamAV, which is free. (I don't run any AV software, but I don't install risky apps or open random documents either.)

    4. Don't download pirated applications. This used to be pretty safe... not anymore.

    5. Don't install anything unless it's: (a) from a normal, large company (Adobe, Microsoft, Electronic Arts, etc.), or (b) open-source.

    6. Know where all of your important data is -- so that if you have to, you can just back it up to a disk/stick and re-install everything from scratch.
     
  12. My girlfriend sends me pics of herself, nudes sometimes.

    All of that is virus free. I love it.
     
  13. you could also run a mac... if you are worried about virus I can download shit blind and worry about viruses
     
  14. redtube
    and
    porntube
    are
    the
    shit
    !
     
  15. I heard theres something along the lines of youtube...but with porn...you should prolly put you and porn together and get happy.
     
  16. Yes exactly what i need.
     
  17. qporno and megarotic haha
     
  18. There you go.

    Let's not talk like five year olds or lolcats. :rolleyes:

    Seriously, though.
     
  19. youjizz.com :)
     

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